"Oh good, you feeling gorgeous" *Credits to whom appropriate*

Rule #1 for friendship is typically DO NOT fall in love with your best friend. Well, in this story, it gets completely butchered.

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 (𝓷.) 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓. ㅤ𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘋𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳! ㅤᅌ 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴! 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘥 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘰𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘻 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘹𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘺𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘹 ㅤᅌ "𝙋𝙤𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮.. 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚." © 4UDR3YYUH

It all just kinda happened. I've had my superpowers all my life. But over time my Father helped me to own and control my powers so that one day I could take over for him. And once my training was over he hired me to be his sidekick. You may know my Dad by Captain Man. But in time we decided that being superheroes were still a lot to handle by ourselves. So we wanted more help and we hired another sidekick, his name is Kid Danger. And now I work with Captain Man and Kid Danger as the hero Vortex Girl. (I don't own anything except my character. The cretid for the show goes to Dan Schnider and Dana Olsen.)

~Accompaniment/Prequel (Short Story) to "I Don't Wear Capes"~ PLEASE READ THE OTHER BOOK FIRST OR YOU WILL LIKELY GET HIGHLY CONFUSED Debbie Putch is the girl to be, if you're invited to her birthday party, you're someone. If you're not.... Oh well. You'd think that makes her a mean girl, right? But what if that girl you thought you knew, wasn't her at all? In this short story, through a series of recollections, the life of how Debbie came to be who she is in "I Don't Wear Capes", is told.

Sarah made one decision last month, a big one. To work for Captain Man as his secret sidekick. The only thing; he, and Kid Danger don't know who she really is. And she's determined to keep it that way. But when she accidentally finds out the REAL identities of Swellview's favorite superheroes, it becomes even harder to keep HER identity safe. There's also the fact that things from Captain Man's past are coming back to haunt him and his new sidekicks. Will Sarah be able to maintain her secret identity? Or will the truth come out in more ways than one?

Everything was so sudden. I just wanted to fit in, But my job was getting in the way of that. I wanted to be friends with Henry Hart, and his other friends, Charlotte and Jasper. I couldn't, however, because I was an anti-social villain's sidekick. One day, my stupid boss made me go to this freaky store. Where I met an interestingly weird guy, who blew my mind. And he turned out to be Captain Man. But guess who was Kid Danger? Someone who was under my nose the whole time. STARTED :: 11/04/14 COMPLETED:: 03/28/15

Some much needed protective Ray moments that weren't in the show. Lots of Henry whump and Dad!Ray. Also, Ray is a bit more responsible and less self-absorbed than he is in the show. NO HENRAY. Only father-son-relationship (or bromance or "We're coworkers!", see it however you want, but NO HENRAY). Missing scenes, alternate endings, etc. Warnings: - graphic depictions of violence (nothing disturbing, just some mild Henry whump) - mentions of child neglect (the Harts' A+ parenting) - mild swearing (mainly Ray)

𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐦 (𝓷.) 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠. 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬, 𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𖦹 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴! 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘰𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘻 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘥 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘱𝘦𝘺𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘴 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘹 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘹𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘺𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘫𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘱 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘴 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𖦹 "𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚.." © 4UDR3YYUH

𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 (𝓷.) 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴! ✎ 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴! 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘦𝘯 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘦𝘯𝘷𝘺𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 1 𝘰𝘯 #𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘳𝘺𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘹 ✎ "𝙝𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙮𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧" © 4UDR3YYUH