analogsticks
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When a superpowered thief gets caught by an alien hero with a god complex, he's offered a choice:
Prison or the experimental Phoenix Program.
He picks the one with better snacks, and hotter women.
He doesn't take it seriously at first, but he eventually learns to see the value in doing good, leaving him with a choice between serving himself, or serving others.
What path will he choose?
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Ahem, I didn't plan on becoming a hero. I planned on paying rent.
Long story short, Now I'm stuck in the Superhero Dispatch Network's phoeix program, which is a rehab program consisting of a team of reformed villains, a cycle of dispatchers, and expectations I'm not sure I can meet without screwing up in a spectacularly infamous fashion.
Hah! Yeah, I said it.
Now, come along to see my string of good and bad decisions!