"Ino-pig! Thanks for the tour!" Haruno Sakura thanked her old friend. "No problem, Billboard-brow. Here's Naruto's number, he's the Student Council President now." Yamanaka Ino replied, handing the pink haired girl a slip with a phone number scrawled on it. <~----~> ThIs iS a CrAcK fAnfIc Heheh It's also pretty ooc at times... But in an entertaining way Enjoy, ladies, germs, and other lovely organisms <~----~> Basic plot: Ino gives Sakura "Naruto's phone number" which is actually the wrong number. Sakura starts texting the wrong number, and that kick starts the story. Read to find out who and how the mystery person reacts. (In case it isn't obvious enough 😓) <~----~> Reoccurring ships: - SasuSaku (duhh) - NaruHina - ItaIzu - InoSai - ShikaTema - NejiTen - Kakashi x reader <~----~> Goal: 100 chapters fic +ﾟ*｡：ﾟ+（人*'∀｀）+ﾟ：｡*ﾟ+.

Sasuke Uchiha, seeking the best medical ninja to join his new team, has to face his former girlfriend Sakura in a twist of fate after a decade of no contact. After kidnapping her in an attempt to expand Team Taka, Sasuke is forced to reevaluate his life, goals, and purpose as Sakura is challenged with an ethical dilemma: stand by him, or leave him in the past? This story contains adult topics such as sex, drinking, kidnapping, depression, explicit language. Konoha AU

Sakura Haruno a normal university student who's the whole world about to come crashing down, when her parents died in a tragic car crash, but were they really her parents? Sakura was about to discover not only her that her father was still alive but he was the lord of the underworld but she is betrothed to one of the most powerful Demon clan's son Sasuke Uchiha, will they learn to love each other or will their end up lost to each other forever ...

🔞🔞🌸🍅 Kizashi Haruno owes a lifetime of service to the Uchihas, but Sakura was determined to make her father retire when his health starts to decline. What could she possibly offer in exchange for her father's "freedom"? WIFE MATERIAL ⓒNichiirawberry ♡

In the hidden leaf village, peace was once again, restored. Undeniably, romance started to bloom in the air of Konohagakure years after the shinobi war and before they had their family of their own. For kunoichis, it might have been one of the best and memorable years. On the other hand, it was completely opposite to the other gender, especially to those who was no more than a rookie for a thing called love. So.... how did they end up together? BEFORE MARRIAGE™ ⓒNichiirawberry ♡ ⚠Pictures not mine, unless claimed so. Credits to the owners.

Sakura's boyfriend is a douche. Her boyfriend and live-in partner, Sasori, is a band guitarist and vocalist, a drunkard and most of all - a great big fat cheater. After being cheated on for god knows how many times, she decided to break up with him and move on. Sasori won't let her go that easily though. So after a faithful encounter with her neighbor and co-worker, Sasuke, they ended up living together and pretended to be lovers to shake him off... ..but that's okay, they'll keep it all professional. Won't they?

From farm fields to city buildings, 19 year old Haruno Sakura and her mother, Mebuki, had moved in to the city of Tokyo. Adapting to many changes is a must if she wanted to survive any longer. On the other hand, Uchiha Sasuke, an over-to-the-top, rich, egoistic and well-known guy had lived his life differently. He was handed everything in a silver platter and all he had to do is to make the most of it. In which case, he did. One accident later, Sakura ends up being this guy's personal assistant. What are the odds of them getting along? How mischievous could he be to make this sweet cherry blossom crave for utter revenge? SWEET REVENGE™ ⓒNichiirawberry ♡ ⚠Pictures not mine, unless claimed so. Credits to the owners.

Long ago the Mer-people lived happily underneath the oceans until their Queen fell in love with a human. She got pregnant for him. But her people found out and condemned her, she was dethroned and cast out of the kingdom for doing the forbidden. Having no where else to go, she went above water (when above water Mer-people have legs but only those that have been to land know of this.) to live with the father of her child. In nine months she gave birth to a son who had legs she named him Sasuke and gave him to his father before going back to the ocean to try and reason with her people but she was captured and locked up. In her absence a new king and Queen from a different family had been appointed. And they had a daughter named Sakura. Find out more in the book. Naruto Fanfiction Alternate Universe SasuSaku.

Her voice was hard and firm, trying desperately to hide the fear in her. "Who's there?!" "What are you saying? That she's in the prophecy?" "Come out right now and show yourself! You just can't follow someone around all day, secretly. That's basically stalking, you know." "She's not just in the prophecy, my lord..." "Show yourself now! Who are you or so help me, I'm going to locate you and I will break your head." Her hands tightened their hold on the wood she was clutching, although shakily. "She 'is' the prophecy." The one they were going to sacrifice. MAIN SHIP: SASUSAKU DISCLAIMER: NARUTO IS NOT MINE, ONLY THE PLOT IS (AND SOME CHARACTERS IN THE STORY). THE PICTURES AND ARTS DO NOT BELONG TO ME. CREDITS TO THE AMAZING ARTISTS. NARUTO RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO KISHIOMOTO SAN... 16|01|24 Ranked 1st Sasusaku- 2|05|24

Baron Haruno receives an order to send one of his daughters to marry the second Uchiha prince, who's said to have murdered multiple of his previous fiances. Sakura, being the least favorite of his four children, is chosen to die for her family. As someone who has been mistreated for more than a decade, the young woman accepts her fate without argument. When she shows up at Prince Uchiha's manor, though, her life is spared. Are the rumors false, or does the brooding royal see something special in his new bride? (Fantasy/HistoricalAU) (Rated M for smut, language, non-con, violence, amongst other things!)