This is after the Drake and Kendrick diss off. You could say it's "The Final Touch Down" as it takes place during the Super Bowl where things start hitting off. Maybe Kendrick didn't mean what he said....maybe....him and Drake could be a thing. (FREAKY BTW)

Billie. She loves him like war, He loves her like spite, They tear into each other just to make it feel right. I watch from the sides, With my heart in my throat Hoping she'll notice the boy who still chokes. She's laughing through bruises, He's kissing her lies, They're perfect in ruin And I'm just nearby. If I could be poison, If I could be flame, Maybe she'd burn when she whispers my name. But I'm soft, and I'm quiet, She'll never choose me Still I'll love her in silence Where no one can see

Elon musk and trump are in love but after pride month they break up mysteriously. But trumps still gay for Elon and stuff and Elon misses trump they go through crazy shit n stuff to try and hide that their back together cheating, yaoi triangles, and Obama and sleepy joe get some action as well. Totally not satire I ship WOWZERS