a silly lifesteal smp modern au i've wanted to write for a while now. a simple collection of one shots, shitposts, headcanons and whatever else i feel like including! -- requests are semi-open; i decide what i want to write and when. please note that this story may be taken down at any point by request of any ccs mentioned. ↳ bk ☆ 2024

Cover credits - @sundaereii on twitter / X After the war with infernus, Cynikka was deemed dead. On the other hand, Fluixon fell into the lava but managed to crawl out and escape with his life. Some warriors had witnessed Fluixon escape, alarming the rest. But it was too late, he's long gone. Saparata wanted a fair fight, in the colosseum of Westhlem. Fluixon never replied to him.

"I should hate you for what you did to me, but I can't. Why can't I hate you?" "Everybody hates you, but the thought of hating you can't even cross my mind. Why am I like this?" "You've always had a kind heart Saparata. It's something I've liked about you since we first met," In an Alternate Universe instead of Saparata battling Fluxion in the Westhelm Colosseum Fluixon runs away from war becoming a war criminal and the most wanted in both islands And now Saparata lives alone in his home once made death trap as he tries to ignore his constant worries and thoughts about his once dear friend Fluixon, but as rumors about his whereabouts start to bubble up Saparata is forced to have his thoughts come to light. I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE A FLUXARATA FANFIC ON WATTPAD I'M FEELING GOOD BOYS Cover Art by: CONNOR

Written this for fun, using other stories as a kinda reference, if those writers see it and want it taken down the I will do that, I ship the characters nit the people and sorry for any spelling mistakes and grammar errors, enjoy. Found the book cover and stuff off Google so yea

Lifesteal High is not your average school. Sure, there are teachers, tests, and the occasional fire drill - but also? Sword-fighting talent shows, chaotic baking disasters, sleepovers that definitely go off the rails, and way too much yelling in the hallways. At the center of the madness are Pride Duo - Planet and Spoke - who bicker like siblings but somehow always end up in the same mess (or baking team). Around them, disaster duos like Clownzy (ClownPierce & Branzy), Swagdoons (Ashswag & Reddons), and Mutiny Duo (PrinceZam & Wemmbu) argue their way through school life with questionable logic and too much energy. There's no grand plot - just friendship, chaos, field trips, flirtation, and the occasional emotional breakdown in the locker room. You know. High school things. Will they survive the school year? Probably. Will they survive each other? ...Debatable.

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, except for one person, Branzy. The two soon become friends, and even become lovers, but their relationship comes with a cost. Branzy, being known for an easy target to gain hearts from, and Clown, being the deadliest player, causes multiple enemies to come after them. Will Clown and Branzy's relationship be able to survive, or will Clown's lust for hearts take over and turn him into a heartless killer once more? Story inspired by ThatLonelyBanana7 This story does ship Clownpierce and Branzy, but just their characters, not their real life selves! Might also include other ships. Cover was made by me! #1 in #clown as of 7/10/24

Random Lifesteal shit I write for fun, I do take requests, so please do leave some in the comment section. Clownzy is mostly gonna be here.

The world is ending... but somehow, that's not the worst part. Between zombie attacks, unpredictable magic, and a group of wildly different survivors just trying their best, chaos is guaranteed. Planet, Spoke, Clown, Branzy, Ashswag, Reddoons, Mapicc, and Rekrap never planned for this- but they did choose to face it together. They're friends. They've got weapons, weird ideas, and maybe half a plan. The end of the world is here. Too bad none of them are taking it seriously.

"Clown hid his smile with a hand, propping his head up with his arm. He hummed, "Mmhm." Branzy froze looking over at him. It hit him that Clown had never looked at him like this before." [♤] A new school year was starting, and Branzy's friends began to notice how weird Clown was acting around him. The only person who didn't seem confused was the man himself, Branzy. But as the year progressed and the two spent more and more time together, it became increasingly difficult for Branzy to remain oblivious to the new tensions between them. And there was really only one question on everyone's minds; What happens when Branzy notices? (A Clownzy Highschool AU) [♤] - Please don't send this to any of the creators - This will be taken down if either Branzycraft or Clownpierce ever ask not to be shipped - This is a story depicting the personas these people portray in media, not the real people.

This story closely follows the lives of ParrotX2 and Wifies after the director's identity is revealed, detailing their upcoming adventure and more importantly how they feel about each other. Yes, this story does have an alternate ending. It is a lot less tragic. Maybe hehehe AND YES THERE IS FLUFF! They're cuties Odyssey duo, Parfies, Unstable Universe