Waterboy debates confessing to Flambae, fear of rejection and time running out holds him back, his sad attempt of a handwritten letter getting kind of ruined.. (I imported this from Ao3, it is all my own work)

for twenty-five years, herman has been single until a new dating app comes out: "attraction game". this is where he meets robert, a potential candidate for his dating life. ⠀ ͏͏͏ ⠀ ͏͏͏ ⠀ ͏͏͏ ⠀ ͏͏͏ ⠀ ͏͏͏ ⠀ ͏͏͏ ❱❱ dispatch texting au highest ranks: #1 in robert (12/18/25)

Robert x Herm

Some smut about your favorite wet and pathetic lanky 6'4 guy. I know what yall are here for but we can pretend it's for the plot 😋 [Updates every 3 days] (maybe) ART NOT MINE!! Credit to RAKU40499 on twitter/X

It's Robert Robertson's first day as a dispatcher at Superhero Dispatch Network after a major Mecha Man incident caused him to retire the suit until further notice. But it's not just Robert's first day this week. Looks like SDN is about to get a new helpful janitor...

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