Rong Ziyin is a certified disaster magnet. Orphaned young, cursed with terrible relatives, and barely clawing his way out of the village to become a college student-only to be tricked by a so-called friend and left with 200,000 yuan in debt right before graduation. With nowhere else to go, he returns home to farm. But fate-or the Heavenly Dao-seems to have other plans. Because his luck is so abysmal, he receives divine compensation: The first thing you touch will determine your cheat skill. Follow the system, and you'll become a top-tier expert in that field. Rong Ziyin touches... a pregnant sow. Suddenly, the world around him changes. Every creature related to farming or animal husbandry now comes with floating bullet screens. Sow: "I'm about to give birth! Go study postnatal pig care!" Cow: "Milking is such a violation!" Rice plants: "We're toxic! Eat us and you'll die, hehe~" Between crying livestock, poisonous crops, and a system determined to make him a rural legend, Rong Ziyin just wants to survive one day without drama. Too bad even his enemies end up crying harder than he does.