"Hush little baby don't say a word-" "Shut up." "Daddy's gonna buy you-" "Don't even finish that." "Oh! - Was he going to say dick?" _________________________ Friends these days often times don't say anything about their lives, especially the dark secrets they may have concealed in their hearts. Jeongguk, Taehyung and Jimin are about to learn that the hard way when they make a deal with a club owner to dig into the lives of the people who they care about the most in this world. And bring their secrets into the light. While also learning how to not fling each other out a window by how badly they piss each other off. ______________________________ Warning: Angst - not so much, maybe more towards the middle ish? Smut Foreplay - yeah lots of it Fluff Betrayal - Oof let me not even go into details Suicide Bits of humorous moments

Jungkook is an anonymous fanfic writer. Taehyung is in a famous band. Jimin is a tattoo artist. How big can their difference truly be? ______________ Jimin: I'm not going to tattoo my lips on your foot Taehyung: Even if I say please? Jungkook: What about my ass? Jimin: ...... Jimin: Maybe I'll reconsider it ________________________ Note: -Not a Vminkook love story - Short chapters -Multi groups/ships - Smut - Hopefully a lot of laughter lol __________________________ - #1 Vminkook (08/13/20 & 9/27/20)

Who is the drop dead gorgeous man who took pictures on Jungkook's phone? -- Mostly twitter iMessage Many memes Main ship: Taekook Side ships: yoonmin and namjin. Hobi may find someone -- Not my memes, but my work - COMPLETED

Hongjoong creates a groupchat for him and 3 of his friends and ends up with a chaotic groupchat filled with 8 people in the end Highest Rankings #1- Chatroom

In which Kim Taehyung calls laundry detergent laundry sauce and Jeon Jungkook just can't help but correct him. Started: 09/18/19 Completed: 02/17/20 - short chapters at the beginning, longer chapters towards the middle and end SOCIAL MEDIA AU¡ TWITTER

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung loses a bet and is dared to go steal Jungkook, his long-time enemy's underwear. But oh boy, was Taehyung in for a surprise. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~ mostly but not all social media (edits) au ~ !!! Lots of but EXTREMELY short parts !!! Ranks: Top #45 in enemies! Top #9 in army! Top #46 in funny! Top #18 in seokjin! Top #45 in jhope! Top #85 in vkook! Top #76 in taehyung Top #119 in jungkook! Top #64 in yoonmin! Top #41 in namjin! Top #70 in taekook! Top #15 in social media! Top #32 in kookv! Top #176 in kpop! Top #54 in suga! Top #92 in jimin! Top #192 in bts! Top #655 in romance! Top #60 in kpop! Highest Rank: Top #18 in seokjin! 》 I originally published this AU on my twitter account, you can find it under @starryjimini ! 《

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

|CHAT FIC|HELLA GAY| seven gay idiots end up in a group chat made by a small minion !! MATURE AND SEXUAL LANGUAGE !! started - 25|12|19 ended - xx|xx|xx -highest- #9 - ateez (16|01|22) #7 - hongjoong (16|12|21) #40 - yunho (12|09|21) #3 - yeosang (16|12|21) #17 - san (14|09|21) #1 - mingi (12|09|21) #3 - wooyoung (22|05|22) #7 - woosan (14|09|21) #3 - seongsang (12|09|21) #1 - jongjoong (12|09|21) #1 - yungi (16|01|22)

*Notification from Twitter* [Taps open the bird app to see a notification from Taehyung] Jimin's eyes widen, "That bitch IS WHAT?!?" _______ Taehyung and Jimin has been friends for a while, as long as they can remember, but when nerdy Taehyung starts dating the jock of the school, Jungkook, Jimin is fused with a jealousy he never thought he would feel in his life. But only one problem, Jungkook has the biggest crush on Jimin. *Mainly fake tweets and messages* *Will write details* *Vminkook* ____________ #3 Taeminkook (11/11/19) #1 Vminkook (7/4/20)

A single stolen picture of Taehyung that circulated in a famous social platform has changed the course of his life. Gone are the peaceful days as Taehyung finds himself accepting a job offer, a one that he never dreamt of venturing in. ****** Kim Taehyung, a writer/columnist/book critic, has never imagined himself to go viral because of a stolen picture of himself taken by the famous photographer, Jeon Jeongguk. One thing leads to another as Taehyung ends up accepting a modeling offer from a desperate Jeongguk. What was supposed to be a mere photo session turned into dates... a series of dates which started a relationship Taehyung thought to be perfect. But as he drowned in happiness from the love Jeongguk offered him, deeply kept secrets started to unravel, and Taehyung was left to question Jeongguk's love and his real intentions. Highest Rank #1 btsfanfic #1 bottomtaehyung #3 fanfiction #2 bottomtae #1 multimedia Content warning: Mature | R-18 TopKook and BottomTae Disclaimer: I do not own the pictures used in this story. Credits to the rightful owners.