An introductory course in Cringe for the most part, written by Professor John S. Sakarscow

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WRITTEN WHEN I WAS 12 AND COMPLETELY UNEDITED b o o k o n e ♔ girls with guns and boys with roses ♔ ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳ Alexandria, a renowned criminal and feared even within her compound, has one last objective. Ouran Academy. Confident in her own ability, she is certain she'll be outta there in two months flat. The label her fellow crims had given it - "Dangerous and you will most likely be caught" - meant jack-shit. She was the most vicious and thorough killer anyone had ever met. This time, however, her gig centered around one idiotic king, one living dictionary, two mischievous devils, a martial-arts-god-turned-sugar-addict and one stoic giant - all calling themselves apart of a Host Club. For God's sake - you'd better look up your definition of dangerous. She only has five things to do before she's home free; Meet the target. Catch the target. Ransom the target. Reap the dough and - run. But when new revelations and power shifts within the S.H.A.D.O.W. Corporation have her world unraveling and a tempting new escape plan is dangled in front of her face, anything's go. Except there was just one thing she didn't incorporate in her calculations... ︻┳═一 ❀ 一═︻┳

99 relatable otaku problems, issues and emotions. You know you're an otaku when you can relate to these things.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

"Moby-Dick" tells the adventures of wandering sailor Ishmael, and his voyage on the whaleship Pequod, commanded by Captain Ahab. Ishmael soon learns that Ahab has one purpose on this voyage: to seek out Moby Dick, a ferocious, enigmatic white sperm whale. In a previous encounter, the whale destroyed Ahab's boat and bit off his leg, which now drives Ahab to take revenge.

"Little Women" follows the lives of four sisters – Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March – and is loosely based on the author's childhood experiences with her three sisters.

Serene Williams, your classic dream crusher ( bone crusher ) Target employee who strives for world domination. Adam Grant, ah your typical uNGRATEFUL WITCH WHO DOESN'T PUT STUFF BACK ON THE CORRECT SHELF. How did these two end up together?

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" tells of a girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures. The tale plays with logic, giving the story lasting popularity with adults as well as children.