A book in which you, a powerful Jujutsu sorcerer, are forced to reconcile with your ex; Gojo Satoru. ©-tasfiah

Texting your favorite band can get a little weird. *warning some strong language but let's be real, it's supposed to be 5sos, I'm sure that is expected* THIS IS MY FIRST THING PUBLISHED AND IT IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY! IT MAY BE CRINGY AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY. Can I just add the highest ranking this book has had is #14 in stupid and that basically sums it up.

It was not a secret that my best friend's dad is the definition of hot, but he is my best friend's dad, and I love her, but how do I tell her that I love her father too? Cover made by @wildestskies

"You're a dick." "I'll show you a dick ;)" Or Where two teenage boys never expected anything more to come out of nudes and meaningless conversations.

its been 124 days. where are you. [c] -cliffordgasm

so·cial net·work / noun / a network of social interactions and personal relationships. 2014 all rights reserved © -ymas-

Sadie works at Jurassic World. As what, you may ask? As the trainer for the Tyrannosaurus Rex, of course. Not having many friends, she devotes most of her time to the T-Rex, showing her to the public and getting her friendly around people. Along the way she meets Owen Grady, the arrogant Velociraptor trainer. And she falls for him. While the park is running smoothly, InGen focuses on their latest asset, the Indominus Rex. At least until it escapes. Sadie has to try and protect herself and the ones she loves from the terrifying beast that is taking over the island.

"and it's at this exact moment, that i am, finally, genuinely happy."

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

Bella just moved to California with her family and goes to a high school with people who are not what they seem. Soon she discovers something about herself that will change her life forever. And with that change comes two guys who are polar opposites but want the same thing. Her. Will she accept them and her new fate or will she be overwhelmed with her new surroundings? Warning highly sexual and explicit content: recommended for readers 18+ Highly mature story.... You have been warned This will be an unconventional story, different probably from what you have read before.