Jokes, Desi meme, quote, insult and many more things. I promise that you will laugh, smile. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down. Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (Unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines.

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What's the best way to find love? Break up with your boyfriend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- FORMERLY TITLED MY NERD BOYFRIEND CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN (PLOT BEING FIXED) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Allison Barry and Daniel Walker has been boyfriend-and-girlfriend for a year and a half. They decide to take the next step in their relationship; having sex. They then become sexually active. However the first time they have sex, they forgot to use protection... Of course, Allison finds herself pregnant at age sixteen. Daniel leaves Allison when he discovers he's going to be a dad at age seventeen. Allison's parents kicks her out when they discover their teenaged daughter is going to be a teenaged mother. Allison knows she shouldn't have had unprotected sex with Daniel, knows that she shouldn't have gotten pregnant, and knows that she shouldn't have caused so much damage in her new life. But Allison knows that it's too late to go back in time; what's done is done, and she must learn how to deal with her unexpected pregnant as a teenager.

Started 16.4.17 Finished 7.6.17 HIGHEST RANK IS #10 IN TEEN FICTION :) Current cover is by @Aisling_Page "Hey," an unfamiliar voice said behind me, I carried on walking thinking it wasn't for me. "Hello!" I turned around this time but stopped short when I came face to face with the schools bad boy. Tyson Anders. Again. "Me?" I asked, I looked around, why on Earth would he be talking to me at lunch time, I mean yeah I understand English but now. He loves me already. "Well I mean, last time I checked, I was talking to you," his sarcastic tone kicked in, I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms. "And why are you talking to me?" "Well," he grabbed my arm and pulled me into the classroom before closing the doors. I looked around, panicking slightly, he fidgeted with the hem of his shirt as before I knew it. "Take it off," I ordered. "What?" Oh Jesus. ~~~ Amelia Saunders, not a loser, but not a popular. She has two close friends, one crush and one enemy. She likes to live a low-key life which she has maintained until she talks to the one and only.... Tyson Anders, definitely not a loser, definitely a popular and a bad boy. Not to mention a friggin sex god. He does not live a low-key life and he has it all, he loves the life, he loves the girls, loves his friends and they love to win. So when Tyson, Damon, Chase and Hunter make a bet with one of their friends, they have to make sure he wins. ~ "I bet you that Amelia Saunders can win Sasha Lawrence in a race." "You're on." Now he has to get her ready for this race with the schools best runner, meaning they spend a lot more time than they're bargaining for and a bit closer than they thought. A race with the enemy, to win for your crush? Must be easy right? ~ "no I'm a potato." One odd friendship that turns into one fat drama DISCLAIMER : this will make you pee with laughter :) Not looking for covers anymore x

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Coral Stewart is a nerdy seventeen year old girl who is way too smart for her own good. She has already graduated and has been hired at St Martin's, an all boys school. The only problem with this is that she has to attempt to teach four boys History - and trust me when I say they are not going to make it easy for her. One nerdy girl. Four perverted boys. One History lesson every Friday. What could possibly go wrong? *=*=*=* Warning: There's gonna be dramaaaaa [Completed] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

"I don't think he's a member; he must be the new personal trainer." Bursting with humor and emotion, The Fat Bitch Diet tells the light-hearted story of a heavy, witty, twenty-something female who challenges herself to lose weight after she becomes a victim of a viral video. A.R. Khan skillfully entertains with witty banter, while educating the reader on weight loss and touching on themes of self-worth, sexuality, social media, love, loss and family. Viola is twenty-nine years old, heavy, and counting down the days to an inevitable marriage proposal from her boyfriend, Franklin. After hearing his true intentions and being humiliated over a radio call-in show, Viola becomes a viral sensation. With a desperate desire to win Franklin's heart, lose weight, and become his bride, Viola quickly realizes that fate has other plans for her.

After the death of her dad Hayley has to start over in a brand new town and a brand new school. She's a troublemaker, it's in her blood to think she can handle anyone and anything. As she makes her way around the school the cocky teenager develops a reputation for herself, brushing off jocks and cheerleaders, making friends on the way to create the ultimate high school experience. Will the girl who beat the jocks at their own game be taken in by one?

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got your tongue?" I looked around the hallway, noticing that we’ve drawn a crowd. "What are you mute?" I rolled my eyes as I began to walk away, only to be pulled back and slammed against the lockers. I heard a few gasps coming from our audience. He seemed like a jerk, and judging by what he had just done, I was right. However, he was extremely good looking I had to give him that, with dark brown hair seemed sticking out in all directions and dark brown eyes. "Listen nerd, I don't know who you think you are but no one walks away from me when I talk to them. Got it?" He hissed at me. I let out a chuckle. This guy was unbelievable. "You don't own me, so I suggest you let go of me before I do something that you will regret." I said in a bored tone. His brown eyes narrowed at me, as he let out what seems to be a forced out laugh. "Oh, so the nerd does talk." I heard a few people snickering as he let go of my arm. "I am going to let you go, nerd. But, trust me this isn't over." He whispered into my ear. * Alice "Ali" Montclair has a secret she's the daughter of the man who runs the country- The President. When her father dropped the news that he was going to run for president seven years ago. Alice was happy for her dad up until her whole life gets turned upside down. Fast forward seven years, Alice finally gets the chance to go to back to school and it wasn't any regular school it was high school. When she angers the schools bad boy, her life gets even more complicated. She starts to struggle with school, friends and above all being The President's Daughter. Cover Credits: @heysaleena Trailer Credits: @itsjustmejessica14

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even watched him get suspended for three weeks. He always ruins everything and never does what he is told. Melody has hated him since the day he set foot in her school and luckily he has never noticed her. That is, until now. Tyson has set his eyes on Melody and won't stop until he gets what he wants. And he wants her. *-*-* Note: It is cliché at first but it gets better. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan