Last year school was a night mare this year it's different and I mean the friends are different they boys are different the parties are different and my laptops different, of course you gotta upgrade once in a while right? I thought it was going to be the same old but then Aidan decides to come to school and he's smoking hot as in smoking hot I'm dating Riley and I know thinking about Aidan is wrong. But how can a girl help her self when his smile basically has powers of its own and those eyes oh my gosh those eyes I don't think he's resitabl.

This book is dedicated to myself, so I can reminisce when I'm 38 about how freakin crap my life was. Well it's not that bad, my names Eloise, your average teenage dirtbag. My life isn't that extraordinary, well I mean not yet... wait no no that's a lie my life is amazingly extraordinary. I'm totally obsessed with boys (typical teenage shit), friends, family, girls (as in my friends, I'm not lesbian, although I've got nothing against them..) drama, booze, oh yes booze is a defiant, and well of course smokin cigars to fix my broken hearts.