"Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood." My brother started. "But do you think we have a choice in life? Take you're pick on what the answer is, dear reader." I finished. Being a half-blood is terrifying. It gets you gone before you even think about the future you're gonna live because there probably won't be one. "Our Mum, is she really . . .?" If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it ain't real. Lucky you. Read on. And leave the rest of us to be traumatized. "He was kind, Percy and Anne." She said. "Tall, handsome and powerful. But gentle too. You have his balck hair, y'know, but you were the only one who got his green eyes, Percy." But if you recognise yourself in these pages. "Where are we going?" If you feel something stirring inside. "Percy!" Stop. Reading. NOW. "A pose?" Annabeth asked warily. "A photograph. I will use it to model a new statute set. Children are so popular, you see. Everyone loves children. "Some in an odd way . . ." I said. You might be one of us, kid. And once you know that . . . . . . It's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come after you. My hands trembled at the king of the underworlds demand. "Spongebob, open the bloody backpack before I do." Don't say we didn't worn you. I watched as he slung it off his shoulder and unzipped it. Inside was a sixty-cenimetre-long metal cylinder, spiked on both ends, humming with energy. "You drool when you sleep."

DANNY MOTTA FOR LIFE FUCKERS

A storm god approaches and destiny follows with him. While the rest of medieval Karnassis is ushered into the industrial age by the outlanders of the Öd, the humble island of Dyma clings to the past. They prepare for a time honored tradition -- the arrival of the Silent Chorus, a divine tempest crafted by Zoreus, the great eidolon of storms. But little do its people know, more than a god is coming to their shores. Mylo has never wanted to leave his island. But with his sister gone and a bond to a demigod accidentally forced upon him, his love of Dyma will be tested, as well as his fear of the world. Verana is leaving Dyma behind to become a powerful summoner, with ambitions to defeat the king and rule all Karnassis in his place. But her brother's shadow still lingers on her, threatening to turn those ambitions to a darker purpose. And a cowardly outlander named Claude hides a devastating secret. And if revealed, it could spell destruction for all Karnassis. When these fates intertwine, events will be set in motion that will change the Etherea forevermore. Cover Art by Amrin A. Sloat

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