unknown number: hey mom are you coming to the show tonight? me: lol i don't have kids -- RANKED #1 IN "JOSH DUN" -- Currently not accepting translations! This isn't joshler sillies COPYING THIS STORY IS WRONG AND SHOULDN'T OCCUR!!

Just a bunch of random quotes!

These are some cute quotes. They are about love, depression, sadness, and happiness.

On waking up to find a dismembered arm protruding from the floor, Claudia knows her privileged life is over. Claudia cannot recall how she came to this pass. She does know she is never getting out. It is all because she is guilty of falling in love, which is a sin no proper Victorian girl would commit. She knew when she took up with a man who was not her betrothed, she wouldn't have a happy end. She expected traditional marital boredom would be her punishment not starving to death in dank tunnels or being eaten by rats. Cast aside into an impossible hell with only an insane angel-woman for company, Claudia can barely remember the sins that earned her a seat in torment. Regardless of her fault in the matter, she will have to face terrors she never dreamed if she is to escape her prison. * Thank you all for reading. You are amazing! * This is a Wattpad exclusive book

*This is my version of If I Stay by Gale Forman. This is a fanfic not the actual story*. Jane is a very shy 16 year old girl. She is very talented at the cello and auditions for Juilliard. That is when she meets Reid. They fall for each other. Her life is seeming more normal. Until everything goes wrong. Jane wakes up to find her looking at her own body; which is in a coma. She has to make the most difficult decision she has ever made before; to go die alongside her family, or stay with her love, Reid and her successful music career. Will Jane choose to leave, or stay?

Some extra, for all the people who enjoyed The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green. Let me make this clear that this is not the original written by John Green, and this isn't even written by John Green.

Not every part of the world celebrates a cold Christmas - in the southern hemisphere things are hot and steamy. And this Christmas they could end up being hotter and more steamy than reclusive artist Megan ever expected. For Ronald John - Dementia is a biatch.

When darkness falls, the vampires come out. Sixteen-year-old Kiara Morrow knows that better than anyone. She's been trained her whole life to wipe bloodsuckers off the face of the earth. But then she meets Luke. He's a vampire but he's unlike any vamp Kiara's ever known. ***** Luke may be what Kiara's been looking for her whole life, but as far as her family is concerned, the only good vampire is a dead vampire. The closer she grows to him, the more Kiara is forced to confront the foundation of lies her life has been built on. But Kiara's bloodthirsty family isn't the only problem they have to face. People in town are dying. Something evil is looming on the horizon... [[word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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