Hello readers!!! This is a remake of my first ever fanfic I have created. I wanted to make a better version of that story. I want to take time on this fanfic to make sure it's the best possible! HOPE YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!

Characters by jacknjellify This is an AU so it's somewhat different than canon; Six and Nine have ages, but they're not less than 18 since it's a collage AU and meaning a modernized storyyyy Disclaimer: there are a bunch of swear words Another disclaimer: there is smut

just talking numbers doing random stuff WARNINGS! this book may contain... violence suggestive things a LOT of bad words and maybe alcohol and drvgs (idfk-) also I do not own any characters in the bfdi franchise this is simply fanfiction so please don't jump me.

I'm posting the first few chapters now so ppl can read them now in case I don't finish (I'LL TRY REALLY HARD TO FINISH THIS I SWEAR!!!! Hopefully before October ends) After facing a near death experience Testtube sets out to create a way to cure death forever. However in her quest for immortality she creates something much more sinister, after testing the prototype out on herself she accidentally turns herself into a vampire. Her new life springs up many challenges, specifically with her lust for blood overlapping with her lust for Fan... I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS I AM NOT ANIMATION EPIC!!!! 3/4/2026- #1 in Fantube

this story is satire, and was just made for funsies. :D (also some chapters may contain: bad words, violence, and maybe character deaths) also I don't not own any characters in the inanimate insanity franchise, this is simply just fanfiction. have a wonderful time reading viewer!

[This is mostly focused on Four, because...Four.] Four was a small, little algebralien. A stubborn one at that. Too bad at making choices, short-tempered, insensitive AND too sensitive at the same time... Even if they tried to change, it only seem to make more objects feel uneasy. But..something changed today. Apparently, they felt a different kind of...feeling. One that made their heart beat faster, their cheeks flushed, their mind fuzzy... They didn't know what or why. Though, they had an idea what it is. And... They hope it wasn't what they thought it was.

BEFORE WE START!!! THIS IS NOT ZOOPHILE! BOTH PARTIES IN THE LOVE STORY ARE HUMAN!!! Homeless non-binary teen, Rat, has been living in a house illegally. No one has owned it for eight months, up until Ian's family moved in. Ian, a pansexual boy with homophobic parents, had been ripped away from his boyfriend to move across the country. Needless to say, he was not happy. When these two queers meet, they instantly click. But what happens if their bond grows into something... more? Tw: homophobia/transphobia, swearing, not eating well, homelessness, anxiety, depression, drinking, mention of a car crash and death, implied abuse, yelling.