𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 | 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲 x 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 she's pink gloss and perfect plans. he's ripped jeans and perpetual detention. when regina george - queen bee of northview high - gets paired with garage-band disaster rodrick heffley for a class project, she thinks it's social suicide. then a sabotage gone wrong, a few accidental kisses, and a battle-of-the-bands later, she starts realizing the real problem: she might actually like him. set in the mid-2000s world of razr flip phones, myspace pages, and questionable eyeliner, you're so not my type is a chaotic enemies-to-lovers comedy about falling for the last person you were supposed to - and somehow making it work. ✧ 10 chapters + epilogue ✧ full of sarcasm, banter, pink-vs-black aesthetics, and a whole lot of chemistry

She built her reputation on perfection. So catching feelings for Rodrick Heffley might be the one thing that finally destroys her. "She's a maneater, make you buy cars Make you cut cards, make you fall real hard in love" "Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up Oh-oh, here she comes She's a man-eater" #1 in crackship (10/26/25 - 11/20/25)