Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :)) -Sophie

Chuuya and Dazai are put together in a group for a summer camp with five other losers. Alone, they are pathetic and problematic homosexuals, together, they are even worse. The camp councilors are almost relieved when they find they left the group at the campsite (when its too late to turn back). What could go wrong?