"and it's at this exact moment, that i am, finally, genuinely happy."

a dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.

"ashton: good morning lucas" "luke: i hate you"

"he only comes outside when it rains."

Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people's homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it. However, there is one place and one place alone that he does not steal from, and that's the 7-Eleven at the corner street. He goes in late at night to buy things for himself and to see a boy who works during that time named Luke Hemmings. WARNING: Smut Cover: ohsehoony Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou

"send me a selfie, i miss you."

Ashton Irwin is a hot and famous celebrity that all the people love, look up to, or despise. He's cocky, selfish, and always puts himself before others. Despite his personality, he's pretty much wanted by everyone in the world. But when things escalate to the point that Ashton nearly gets kidnapped, his manager assigns a boy named Luke Hemmings to become Ashton's personal bodyguard, much to the star's reluctance and annoyance. Now Luke follows Ashton wherever he goes to make sure he's safe from any danger, but Ashton is determined to get rid of his bodyguard as soon as possible. WARNING: Grammar Errors, Smut Other pairing(s): Malum Cover: lukesflxwercrown Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou