Dandy knows that his best bud Astro has developed a crush on a toon. But when he finds out who it is it causes a big ruckus in the mind of Dandy. How could Astro like someone as boring as Shelly? Shelly, who likes fossils as old as people in the retirement homes. But Dandy and Shelly find themselves becoming friends, an unlikely pair that becomes closer as time goes by. Time that forms a fossilized form of love that would have thought to have never appeared. (This also on ao3 but I lowkey don't like that version so this is improved version😎)