So, this started out as a joke in School where one of my friends made a little poket notebook and wrote 'Dea-th Not-e' (It didn't fit but I'm typing it that way) where she said whoevers name that will be wrote their will die, so she wrote in inanimate objects names, it was pretty funny. So I asked her to make on for me, it was a little smaller, and I changed the title from: 'Mini-Guide to Suicide [Book One >:3]' to 'Mini-Guide to Dark Humor' ^^ I'm gonna make a small introduction because I can, just a bunch of funny featurings. [*WARNING* It's either you die of laughter from witty jokes or you die of boredom Oh, and I don't mean to offend anyone No laughter? Darn, tuff crowd]

Various Characters x Female Reader ୨˚୧ : : Warning!!! Please read before you proceed. ✸ All the characters in this story doesn't belong to me. (Y/n) is an exception. I give all the credits to hoyoverse. Thanks for making such a great game! ✸ This story is pure fiction. ✸ Very ooc characters ahead. I just started playing so don't expect me getting their characters well written. ✸ We'll use the male traveler for reasons. ✸ Poorly built sentences and wrong grammars up ahead! I'm sorry I suck at this language. ✸ This story will run from (Y/n)'s house to Sumeru. ✸ This fanfic is made by my pure deluluness so I have no choice ehe. (And my cousins forced me to do so but I don't mind) ✸No lemons, lime, or smut. Though I'll write slight NSFW to spice things up 😏😏 ✸Slight Yandere and violence up ahead, containing mild obsessions from the characters, but might get worsened. If you don't like that, it's fine not to read this. ✸Cover edited by me! Official art by Hoyoverse That's all! Thanks for clicking this trash and have a great day/night for ya'll! - Author-chan (Details updated: 06-11-2025)

(English is not my first language!) What if Lohen was a veeery impatient man, and Y/n someone who likes to play hard to Get? Sounds like a wild ride..

↠ blades don't just clash they linger ------ ↠ chaotic, sharp-tongued leader of sumeru's corps of thirty × sarcasm is second nature × fights like fire - loud, reckless, unstoppable ↠ meets mondstadt's vice captain × cold. controlled. knife-obsessed. × silence cuts deeper than any blade ↠ cross-nation exchange gone wrong → or maybe exactly right ↠ what starts as annoyance... turns into something dangerous something addictive something neither of them can put down ---------- A/N: English is not my first language, so please correct me at any grammar/spelling mistakes! Thank you~

❝ 𝗙𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗦 𝗧𝗢𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥, 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧. ❞ credits to @miiikaccino on X for the beautiful artwork used as this book's cover! ╰► The young and well-known knight, Y/N, was assigned to train under Lohen, the Vice Captain of the Fifth Company. She had no real choice but to accept-but even then, she had more reasons to say yes than no. - canon universe - reader uses she/her pronouns feel free to leave a like and comment, i'd gladly appreciate them!

Uchiha a legendary clan name. Accepting only those who are proven worthy to be cursed with their secret. What happens when a member be friends an outsider? Is her family linage connected to them? ( Warning : Will contain weird and I mean extremely weird stuff ! ! （≧∇≦）) ((Editing for spelling errors !! (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ ))