"I have not had dealings with dwarves or anyone in too many years than I care to remember, I never want to either, I'm not ready- the world never will be ready for me" "The world may not be ready for you, but without you, I fear the darkness will return," *Warning, this is based on the films and books but not all facts are correct but I have tried my best* Elfreda Durnhelm has come out of hiding to follow and protect the company of dwarves and a hobbit in their quest to reclaim their homeland. She was only meant to be a shadow, nothing but blur to get her back in society after many years in exile. But plans never go smoothly and the dwarves spot a 'fairy' lurking in the shadows. The characters besides Elfreda do not belong to me, they are the rights of J.R.R Tolkien and the film makers.

Boromir is very boastful!

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!