[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not take itself seriously. ---------------- Cartman and Kyle hate each other; however, they stay friends. No one knows why. Why won't they leave each other? Well, they both have their reasons, reasons that would cause everyone huge confusion. Kyle likes Cartman, believing he can be better; he has seen it before. And Cartman is, not romantically, obsessed with Kyle, living to make his life horrible. However, one day, Cartman hatches a plan to gather dirt on Kyle after overhearing Kyle rant about him. Taking advantage of this crush, will he destroy Kyle's life by spilling more secrets, or will he learn how to love genuinely?"

Kyman, Stenny. - Under all the name calling and fights, there has to be something there... right? - And behind the tension, there has to be something going on behind the scenes... right? [M/R for smut] ***Disclaimer - I own nothing but the words presented in this book***

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

Cartman has had a little crush on Kyle for a while. While trying to deny his feelings, he realizes it's not as easy as he wants it to be. When he finally acccepts his crush, can he win Kyle's feelings over? IMPORTANT This is also a VERY slow burn. For build up and plot, mostly. If you don't like those type of books, I suggest finding another kyman book to read. WARNING This will have mature content eventually. Please don't read if you aren't comfortable with kyman. The characters are aged up to 16 and 17.

Kyle wants his mom to back off, so he asks Cartman for some help.

It all starts with a game of truth or dare.. A romantic love story between the characters Eric cartman and Kyle broflovski. Read to find out how they develop feelings, the drama and the ending. (All of them are 16-17) I DONT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS AND THE COVER ART ISNT MINE. Finished = 22.10.23 <33 *UPDATED*

After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared. It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again. Warnings: Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness overload, self harm, everyone's 16

Cartman? A big brother? Not in a million years! Until a baby girl shows up on his doorstep one night and Surprise! She's Jewish! Cartman vows to never love that little shit, but Kyle is determined to prove him otherwise. Kyman fanfic Cover art is MINE

Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )