[ ALLL of these oneshots are nsfw, meaning ALL of them contain sexual scenes. All of my sfw oneshots are separate. Why? I don't know. ] You heard it here, folks!! NSFW System of a Down oneshots!! :33 You can give me recommendations!

This is a System of a down story with a lot of fun chapters and also a Derj story!! I hope you'll enjoy the funny moments!!

História nos leva do palco de um show vibrante no Brasil ao interior dos pensamentos e sentimentos dos dois personagens principais, Serj e Daron. A tensão entre o presente de Serj, com suas responsabilidades familiares e saudades do passado, e os sentimentos ocultos de Daron cria uma promessa de desenvolvimento emocionante. Como eles navegarão esses sentimentos enquanto equilibram suas vidas e carreiras?

Daron, um jovem rebelde com características de coelho, vive em um mundo onde demônios são temidos e caçados. Durante um piquenique, ele se perde na Floresta Negra e encontra Serj, um demônio recentemente transformado, doce e inocente. Oque isso pode dar?

The band meets up to practice for their upcoming album, but while taking a break Serj and Daron go missing! I wonder where they could've gone...? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Continuación de una historia del 2020.... 🥺 Las 6 primeras partes se pueden leer en la cuenta de @DaronSugarSerj 😔

ES BAIT, NO LOS SHIPEO, LO HICE POR ABURRIMIENTO BDKANKD

Daron/Serj AU where Daron is a mental health patient and Serj is a therapist. Pretty short, but I hope you enjoy.

(Mostly Daron x serj) A new beginning of a band name System of a down . New romances, New music , New selves, New issues. W: SEXUAL THEMES, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ ALCOHOL AB/USE.

The two most dangerous rival gangs in LA always going head to head for the death. Daron Malakian, leader of the S.O.B. Serj Tankian, leader of the Harakiri. Daron returns to LA after disappearing and this infuriates Serj, but strange feelings arise as they know more and more about each other after Daron starts working for Serj, but they are sworn enemies, not to mention extremely straight, right?