I am not affiliated or associated with the original creators of Dandy's world. This is my perception of "The Ichor Project".

Just doublefedora oneshots! Feel free to request. I will do smut, fluff and angst.

Welcome to the Sonnelino Mafia - a terrifying criminal empire run by people who absolutely should not be in charge of anything sharp, emotional, or explosive. This one‑shot collection dives into the Forsaken universe with: ✨ angst that will emotionally destroy you 🔥 mature themes & heavy chemistry 💞 fluff so soft it could smother you 💀 danger, betrayal, and questionable life choices 🤣 chaos, clownery, and group‑chat disasters 😈 and so much more Inside these pages, you'll find: assassins who fall in love instead of doing their jobs mafia members who argue like siblings but would commit arson for each other dramatic confessions in the middle of gunfights soft moments no one will ever admit happened and at least three people yelling "THIS ISN'T WHAT WE CAME HERE TO DO" while doing it anyway If you enjoy: • morally gray idiots • found family with zero braincells • romance that hits like a truck • tension thick enough to chew • and characters who flirt by threatening each other Then congratulations - you've found your new home. Welcome to the Sonnelino Mafia. Please keep your hands, feet, and emotional stability inside the vehicle at all times.

THIS IS ALL GAY ALL GAY THERE WILL BE SMUT ANGST AND COMFORT!!!! This was orgonly juts double fedora but i wanted to add more ships some you may not like and thats okay.

This is a 007n7 × Elliot story, aka Pizzaburger. Headcanon's: In this fanfic Elliot is 28 and 7n7 is 33. Context for chapters such as "Elliot my darling", I headcanon Elliot as a trans man who is on testosterone and had top surgery. Elliot has a skin picking tick, 007n7 and Elliot are the "mom" friends of the survivors. 226w6 and 11808 are the same age as 007n7. The Spectre supplies testosterone for Two Time and Elliot. When forsakened, the Spectre made a clone just like Elliot who is in the real world. (This is canon I believe, correct me if I'm wrong.) Ships: Shedletsky × Builderman, Elliot × 007n7, Taph × Dusekkar, Chance × Mafioso, Two Time × Azure

"An assassin on the loose!? Oh, Scovillian Lords!" - Have you ever thought about a serial killer going viral in your town? Well, one special Cookie does get to experience this strange phenomenon. Thirty-two year old Capsaicin Cookie, a retired Scovillian officer who recently went through the depressing disappearance of his spouse, notices the action going around in the kingdoms. He tracks down the killer, but when he does, it may take a twist...

Freaksaken Oneshots (Real not clickbait trust me chat) Cover made by me, I may update it to be a serious one if I feel like it. Request info is in the first chapter. yippee yay yahoo!!!!!!!!!!

DoubleFedora (BUT DIVORCED AU???)

Miku falls in love with dr phil ( Was #1 in doctor phil for like a month 💜)