Wade Wilson is a mess. Between a failing career, a midlife crisis, and a therapist who smells too much like lavender, he's barely holding it together. But when Logan - a powerhouse of distilled rage and Adamantium - finds himself crashed on Wade's couch, the "mess" becomes a goddamn catastrophe. For three weeks, it's a domestic war zone of broken furniture, failed job hunts, and enough sexual tension to jump-start a dead universe. Wade wants to talk; Logan wants to drink until he forgets Wade exists. Wade wants to be close; Logan wants to put three claws through Wade's ribs just to get some personal space. But when a moment of raw, brutal violence in the kitchen spirals into a kiss that tastes like copper and desperation, the game changes. Logan flees, retreating into his own silence and a prehistoric flip-phone, while Wade keeps the light on, one obnoxious text at a time. "Love Is a Four-Letter Word (And So Is Fuck)" is a slow-burn, high-velocity exploration of two broken men who don't know how to be "okay." It's a story of the annoying devotion meeting the lethal resistance. It's about the messy, bloody, and beautiful reality of falling for the one person who hates you as much as you hate yourself. [PG18, strong language, alcohol, sex, violence, and terrible, very terrible humour]

Right, this will mainly be fluff and angst with some sexual themes and jokes. (With being asexual they may be bad lol sorry in advance thats if there even end up being any!) There may be smut but I don't know if it will be good as I have never written it before but I've read it so we'll see! Cover art credits!! @ The Green Witch On Pinterest!

A silly little fan fic of my favorite ship atm. Cover art is not mine! Characters are not mine! I will try to post often, so sorry for any inconsistency that may occur!

When a naked man runs into an old couple's barn, (Y/N) (L/N) is called by her grandparents to come help check it out. Helped by a total stranger and a life long friend, (Y/N) undergoes not just physical but mental changes that not only can ruin her life, but get someone else killed.

I sat down under the shade of the tree, Malyshka laying down next to me, a small smile forming on my lips as she let out a small huff of air through her nose. The sound of footsteps advancing toward me caused me to look up, seeing Logan, who sat down next to me. "How are you liking it here?" He asked, pulling out a cigar "It still feels weird" I replied honestly, leaning back against the trunk of the tree "the Professor offered me a job. Turns out some kids wanted to learn how to cook, said I'd think about it" "You're staying" he said "might as well do something to keep yourself occupied" "Yeah" I replied with a small shrug Plucking the cigar from his hand, I snapped my fingers, causing a small fire to spark on my index finger, putting the cigar in my mouth and lighting it, taking a few puffs and blowing the smoke out. I took another puff, handing it back to him and blowing the smoke out, letting the fire spread on my hand, watching the blue flames dance. Another sigh emitted from me, wiggling my fingers a bit, "Have you figured out a name for yourself?" He asked curiously "I think I got one" I replied with a small smile "Which is?" He prodded ". . . Genesis" I said softly, closing my fist and diminishing my flame . . . . . I own nothing from Marvel, only my own stuff. Thanks for reading! Ranked #1 in Wolverine 5/25/18

In a high-stakes adventure across the multiverse, Deadpool and the reader-a skilled mutant with the power to fly-search for a replacement Wolverine to help save their universe. Their journey takes an unexpected turn when they discover a tortured Wolverine crucified in a desolate universe. WARNING ⚠️ MOSTLY SMUT 🍋 18+ only

An archive of oneshots, imagines, and smut of your favourite couple <3 Requests open!

--- "Sorry, but this kill is mine." "Not gonna happen, Beatrix Kiddo." --- "Wraith?" "I know. I'm getting second hand embarrassment just from hearing it." --- ⚠️Warning⚠️ : contains smut, gore, cussing, and other mature content (This is heavily based off of the movie. Some of the scenes aren't going to be exact, especially since this is a reader insert. Forgive me if some of the writing is stiff; I have not written anything in a while, and I am still relatively new to writing in general.) Have fun reading!😉 Mandatory: I don't own any of the characters, or the plot line. This is just the Deadpool movie with a reader insert.

Hey there! This book is going to contain lots of different stories... Specifically smutty stories 😭 I started with reading only one story and have been hooked ever since 🤷🏾‍♀️ so I decided with all the reading I do I might as well write right?

➻18+ 【DEADPOOL X FEMALE READER】❤︎❤︎❤︎ ❝So, are you going to go down on your knees or should I break them for you and it would be much easier?❞ Wade asked, as you whimpered under his cold touch. In a world where reality and fantasy collides, Deadpool is somehow brought into your reality and he makes sure to enjoy his stay while it lasts. But just when superheroes enter your life, danger is also bound to follow, causing the strings of the heart to be toiled with like a master with his puppet. Would Wade sacrifice his heart for his love, or his love for his heart? ------------ 𖣘𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥- 𝟚𝟝/𝟘𝟝/𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟛𖣘 𖣘𝕖𝕟𝕕- ???𖣘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖇𝖞 𝖒𝖊