My Joke Books
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Three Out Of Ten - Pineapple x Pizza by Aqualotle
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(11/24/23) A story prompt inspired from @DinoxWolf123 about a "forbidden love story between a pineapple and pizza", who also made part of the cover, so credits to them! The name "Three Out Of Ten" comes from a rating. Personally, I think pineapple pizza is good, but y'know.. ------- During rush hour, two kitchen objects help to fridge foods to leave the pizza place. Instead, they wind up at another pizza shop, where so many mess ups occur. Then they realized it's time to leave, through trial and error they make it out into the world, needing to figure out what to do in it. What's their purpose? Find out soon.
Crack Fic 101 by Aqualotle
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✨ Crack fics ✨ Beautiful Barney image 👌 SLAY WE GOT 123 IN HOLY WATER- My bad, now it's in the 300's.
Chronicles Of Hell - Popsicle x Phone by Aqualotle
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Book 2 Coming Soon (probably when I graduate college) •°~A popsicle has a dream. Does he end up accomplishing the dream? Yes, indeed he does. If he didn't there'd be no story. <3 A phone appears into his life, and coincidentally becomes the love of his life. The popsicle has some "issues" to say the least. Issues with the boy of the house, to which his name is Oliver. Oliver's an 8 year old fellow, and has some kind of relationship. Not the kind you'd think. Oliver's sister, Nova who is around 5 happens to make things a little worse...~°• A poem was created about this book. By whom? The creater; me. It's a pretty decent poem, I'd say. Also this is partially based off of a comment. Merci, @Dream_N0tF0und And then I made a 3 line love story abt it- Which turned into this book 👀👍 So yk ig- This is basically a joke book-? No time to make cover 😔 (cover was added Feb 5th-) Istg- I lose braincells reading AND writing this book 😭
A Barns Tale - Monkey x Horse by Aqualotle
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Inspired by @dinoxwolf321 on the 23rd of April (2023). Spotta, a speckled monkey, has her eye on a fireiscuous horse, Blaze. Blaze's owners name is James. Spot hateeees James for reasons that will never be uttered. It starts off with James name being a problem, but maybe there's more to the story than meets the eye. Can Spot overcome the hatred she has in order to live a life with her huzz? (Let's be real here probably. But I might make a plot twist!!) °•°•°°•°•°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°°•°•°°•°•°°•° This story is ongoing. I'll try to update it regularly until it's finished! It's been a while since I worked on it so everything might be iffy. My fault gang..