Jack Horner x reader fic „The flame-throwing phoenix that Jack was holding is an allegory to Jack's bird and his hotness; change my mind" This book is dedicated to the creators and producers of Puss in Boots: The Last Wish for giving us Jack Horner in this form and to John Mulaney for giving a matching voice to our Jack.

It was at the end of Your's and Jack's honeymoon which lasted for about a month. You came back to the swamp to visit Fiona and Shrek to surprise them with a secret but before you could the swamp was surrounded by palace guards. Your parents got a whiff of your rescue and heard that you've both married and wished to see you urgently. The brothers didn't think it was a good idea but Fiona managed to convince them to go. How will you're parents react to your husband? Who is coming from the past to break up your happy marriage? And most importantly, what is the secret you're keeping from everybody?

jack horner and a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. what will come of this? only god knows (or puss in boots)

I don't know what it is, but something about this guy is hot

~ It's not every day that the infamous Jack Horner is interested in becoming your biggest and most important buyer, and don't get me wrong, I've been a supplier for other businesses who carried a dark side, but this is something much more. This could get me closer to my goal if I play my cards right..however, I feel like this is going to cause some major affects in the long run. Whether or not said affects are negative is only known to whatever blessed me with this opportunity.. Despite every sane thought in my mind basically screaming at me to say no and run away, I reach out and take his large hand in mine to shake. "It's a deal." His smile immediately turned into a grin that only the most twisted of devils wouldn't fear. "Pleasure doing business with you, Y/N. I feel that we're going to get along just fine." ~ Ok listen, hear me out- It's not my proudest moment, but I can't help myself. Anyways, this is a Jack Horner x Beekeeper Reader story. All of the good JHxReader stories are on archive (wink wink), but I'm gonna post this both here and there for those who don't use archive :) Reader will be as gender neutral as I can write, but there will be hints of fem in certain chapters (just body parts, but I won't go into a lot of detail, luv, don't worry <3) STORY COVER MAY BE CHANGED IN THE FUTURE ALSO THIS VERSION OF JACK HORNER AND MOST OTHER CHARACTERS BELONGS TO DREAMWORKS! YOU BELONG TO YOURSELF AND OTHER CREATURES AND CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME! (You're gonna love Meatloaf :D)

Jack Horner is Shrek's younger half-brother. Watch these two as they try to protect their swap, befriend a donkey, and rescue two princesses stuck in captivity. Have I gone too far off the deep end? Probably

very very very VERY SMEXY SMUT (I made this when I was younger it's rlly embarrassing so, warning just so y'know if your cringed easily don't read this, I hate myself because of this.)

yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!