Tweek is different from other people he has a problem that not many, not anyone has... he is a vampire and he is having a hard time getting blood. He needs it, but how will he get it. What will he do to get it, find out by reading.

Craig Tucker is a man of god. He is a Youth pastor with a supportive family, friend group and girlfriend. But he is hiding a secret not even his is ready to admit to himself. Its his first time protesting at a pride event in NYC in 8 years when a blonde 'sinner' changes everything in Craig Tuckers perfect life. All copy rights go to Trey Parker and Matt Stone LOL SHAMELESS PROMOTION- IVE HAD PEOPLE ASKING IF I STILL WRITE AND I DO ALOT ACTUALLY LOL- LIKE 2 YEARS LATER AND IM STILL CHURNING OUT CREEK FAN FICS- IM A MUCH BETTER WRITER THAN I WAS BACK WHEN THIS WAS WRITTEN- I HOPE LOL- SO PLEASE CHECK OUT MY AO3 IF YOU LIKE THIS AWFUL FIC LOL :) Usernames in bio

Chantaje means "blackmail" in Spanish Craig (25) has always been an asshole toward his childhood friend Tweek (25). Their constant bickering and pointless argument are the only things that keep them close. But later on... Tweek seems to have an upper hand over Craig, leading to Tweek's wishes becoming his commands, thus, Chantaje begins. WARNING: This story contains strong language and scenes some may find offensive, and sexual content, viewer discretion advised. And also "I don't own South Park or the images used in this story, nor do I own the characters, but I have altered them to fit better into my story."

mysterion x professor chaos -- Kenny loves Butters. Butters loves mysterion. Mysterion loves butters. Butters is professor chaos. Professor chaos loves mysterion. mysterion hates professor chaos. Kenny hates professor chaos. What happens when they find out eachothers identity? Characters used in this fanfic are 17+ ¡WARNINGS!: -Implied sex -violence -curse words -f slur -gay -cringe --- !!!All credits go to Matt stone and trey parker!!!

Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•

(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!