"Who am I, why am I here?" I asked myself. I ran my fingers through my spiky raven hair and slammed my head on the table. "Can't concentrate." I sighed. With all of these thoughts in my head, who could? "I'm so worthless, and ugly, and fat, and stupid... Gray is your normal depressed teenager. He had just changed schools to Fiore High. But he meets someone different, a cheerful and (weirdly enough) adorable boy named Nastu. Ps: Gray doesn't have a stripping habit in this fan fiction. Pss: May contain some harsh language or "adult" stuffz...maybe... Psss: I say fuck off to homophobes, shame on you, it's 2015.

Potatoes in baskets are dancing with papayas. I feel exotic now. Giggle giggle!

Hello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!