For Pink Literary Society's 2025 Christmas anthology, Coffee, Crime and Christmas Time, it's a short story about moving a house and giving the man the middle finger. Content warning: There is no coffee because I think coffee is icky. Best I could offer is hot chocolate. It is also brown but it is more tasty. In theory at least, because I also don't like chocolate. I'm a mess. Sue me Gemma. Update: Coffee made an appearance. It was for the narrative. This content warning is now for the presence of coffee.