You read the title, right? Well, make a request: -Comment a ship -Specify an AU (if you want it) ? -NSFW OR SFW? -Free control? (Just let me do whatever) For all your sinner needs!

scout takes you for a long ride to the beach then you have sex

"No! No, it's a misunderstanding! Ya know, I just... Missed my shot, and it hit Snipes instead! Right?" Scout looked over to Sniper, sitting on the Medic's examining table. "Well, I don't know about your motives. You said ya wouldn't use it, ya bloody mongrel." Engineer shrugged. "Well Scout, I didn't know you were into men." "I said it's a misunderstanding, dumbass!" Scout growled. "Yup, sure did, whether or not I believe that is another story." Engineer replied, nodding. --- After a prank some of the mercenaries pulled on Scout goes incredibly wrong, a stressed and drunk Scout decides to open up to his close friend, Sniper. As the two grow closer, they'll have to face a lot of issues; both with their job, and their 'relationship'. As they spend more time together, they figure out new things about each other. ( Updating weekly. Please consider reading on AO3!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41930082 )

(COMPLETED) Engineer builds a time machine which takes the RED team back in time. Something bad happens, and they aren't able to get back. What will they do now? How will they get back? sequel coming soon!

SPEEDING BULLET SPEEDING BULLET RAHHHH 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 love love lvoe love love speedinhbullet🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫❤️❤️❤️❤️😱😱😱

He fell hard. It was impossible for a mercenary like Sniper. Calm and collected - yet, when it came to the loud mouth runner of the group? He couldn't help but love him. Now, with only three days to live, he felt as if he had a chance to ask - yet, Scout was doing what he could to ask Miss Pauling on a date. Admirable, yes - yet Sniper couldn't help but feel broken by it all. __ AKA my take on what Sniper did during and after the events of Expiration Date. __ Story belongs to me TF2 belongs to Valve

me: makes an xreader also me: deletes it quickly because it was unoriginal. ♤♤♤the day it happened took you by surprise. everything happened so quickly. the last thing you remember was laughter as he slammed a hammer against your skull, the desperate pleas of a woman behind him mixing with his voice. you couldn't move. your hands were tied, and your eyes were covered. you didn't know how to feel. story includes: - Gore and apocalypse stuff because yeah - Trans Engineer. - Androgynous pyro - pauling moments! - gender neutral reader!(might change, idk) - possibly sexual themes. idk. - mmmm torture. - maybe a harem. Maybe.

epic story very cool EDIT NOV. 7TH : GUYS WHAT THE FUCK STOP READING THIS IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD CRACKFIC STOP edit: august 3rd 2022: alright then...