❝𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞. ❞ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐧-𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞. - 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜/𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐢𝐜 - 𝐅!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐌𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐨 cover creds: i did NOT make this cover!! my friend mel0dixie made this cover translated into French by @Shimy90

Your mom left you & your older brother alone at home, you never met your dad, nor had a picture of him, you and your brother stayed home and played games with eachother. That was until you heard a knock on the door. It was already late, 11:00p.m your neighbor was at the door, and told you shocking news about what happened to your mother. This leads to a new adventure.

You kinda smell stinky, have you even showered??! 🤨📸

Made this shit as a joke but idk if it's a joke anymore

! rewrited ! ⏾ - As Alastor freed himself from his contracts, he realizes that true power lies not just in territorial control, but in manipulating the fabric of reality, a power only Lucifer truly possesses in between Hell's gates. - Lucifer, however, is bound by a celesial punishment that prevents him from fully utilizing his angelic might. Alastor seeks to become the Proxy for the King of Hell. ⏾ - started. 2025. 11. 24. - was under rewriting. 2026. 01. 15-17. (so no i didn't write 21 chapters in just a day) - completed. 2026. 01. 25 ⏾ - warnings for, mature content, mature language, possible spelling mistakes, differences with the original canon story. ⏾ banner art by. ??? i do not own the characters, all of the rights belong to vivziepop. - this story of mine is pure fiction

Alastor has never been a fan of many things. Dogs, water, sexual music, sex in general, and Charlie's father. Unfortunately, the two of them have a bit more in common than they would have liked to realize. The only thing is that while poor Lucifer is still madly in love with his wife. Alastor is slowly but surely falling deeply in love with him. Noticing the smallest details that he would prefer to ignore. One night, while drinking, Alastor takes his chance and asks for a dance. Just one.. maybe he can allow hope into his heart to wish for more.

i do respect the sexualitys of all characters im sorry if it doesnt come off as that. i have seen many people asking for a fanfic like this. this story shows that lucifur is jealous of rosie and vox. i do not ship alastor x rosie. i do ship one sided raidostatic. please take this lightheartedly. with that out of the way, enjoy!! if this goes well i'll make more😉

A little AU where Lucifer and Alastor secretly loves eachother and doesn't tell anyone about it, and also Alastor has a secret identity no one else knows. Alastor is also more powerful than his original AU, about as strong as Lucifer. With a little plot twist. ART IS NOT MINE!!! Please credit the amazing artists who drew it and please don't copyright me :)

Cute little radioapple story :3 btw this is nsfw! No tiny kids allowed. Have fun reading pookies ;3

Alastor, the new overload strolled through the bustling streets of Hell , hooded and concealed, he took in the changes around him with sharp, discerning eyes. Something unusual caught his attention: an ornate poster affixed to the wall of a tavern, its golden letters gleaming in the red sky. Joining to be the Royal Guard? It was an unexpected thought, yet it stirred a sense of purpose within him. Will he accept this offer? Rosie might help.