Look what we've gotten ourselves into. Welcome to the third ring of hell kiddos. Buckle your seatbelts and get ready. There's no coming back.

The continuation of our first crack book. You might want to read part 1 first, but you don't have to. Enjoy~!

!! 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 !! (Please take not of the symbols before the chapter names and what they mean! ☆ > canon ✦ > filler ʚɞ > AU Any chapter without a star is old canon that has been changed, the chapters with stars are my canon for my CH world build! Thank you!) ｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･｡･ﾟ･ 𝘈 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺-𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴/𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸/𝘭𝘲𝘣𝘵 𝘋𝘕𝘐. -𝗖𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗯𝘆 @𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣.𝙤𝙗𝙞 > 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢-

This is Part 1 of the Pancakes & Feathers Series! To start this out, I'm going to start by saying this entire thing started out as a joke between me and my friend, but here we are. This the start of a multi part series of nothing but PruCan smut bc me and a friend got bored. Enjoy my gay country porn.

Russia's life changed forever when he was twelve. Not when he lost his mother or started puberty, but the night he was attacked by a man who wasn't entirely human. The aftermath left him with heightened senses, an insatiable thirst for blood, and fangs he never asked for. He hated the one who did this to him, who turned him into a fanged freak, but not as much as he hated himself. For five years, Russia has survived on blood bags, chocolate, and the occasional animal, all while suppressing his instincts and the monster lurking beneath. The fragile balance shatters when a new kid named America sits next to him in first period. America's scent is maddening, and his relentless attempts at friendship are even worse. But the biggest problem is that Russia can't let him get close--not when the darkness inside is always one slip away from taking control. America's life has never been normal, because his normal was hunting the abnormal. Raised in a family of vampire hunters, he was trained to track and kill the creatures in small, suspicious towns. But after a close call that almost cost his mother her life, America's family called it quits. No more hunts. They moved to a quiet town to settle down. At least, that was the plan. When a young girl is found brutally murdered, her neck torn and her body drained of blood, America's family prepares for one last hunt. Meanwhile, Russia's family accuses him of the crime and exiles him, claiming he broke the one rule: Don't kill for blood. But Russia didn't do it. Forced to work together to clear his name, America and Russia find themselves tangled in a web of lies, hunger, and danger. How does Russia react when he learns his new friend is a vampire killer? How does America handle helping the very thing he's been trained to kill? And, of course, can they ultimately find it in themselves to stow their shit and focus on the real threat?

It is believed that the abandoned Gutesheim orphanage used to be a happy place. The villagers believe that children could play happily without worrying about the harsh world around them. However, no-one in town knows what really happened at Gutesheim. Gilbert, a 25-year-old man, is the only one who knows the truth. After being away for many years, he returns to the orphanage to remember his tragic past and everything that happened at Gutesheim.

WARNING: MAY BE VERY SMUTTY MIGHT HAVE SOME DEPRESSING TOPICS!! DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE!!

In which Germany is dissolved in place of Prussia, and Prussia must remain strong in the wake of losing his brother. Picture and APH not mine <3

Literally just me doing a bunch of one shots. a lot are Countryhumans but there's also gonna be some OC work in here for no reason. I probably won't expend on any of these ideas but if you want to read, feel free I guess.