I've been working on this story awhile lol (I don't own Hazbin.) It's kind of a rom-com where Lucifer is Ariel and Alastor is Eric. This story has all my headcanons and couples lol-and many plot details were changed from little mermaid storyline, but it's like the same plot. The fic ships are RadioApple (obviously), Huskerdust, and Chaggie! If you have a problem with that then sucks for you. In the fic there is no smut, however there are some dirty jokes\innapropriate language but its pretty minor. Also, cover art is my own art! I write this on a chromebook and usually can't access wattpad, so most of this is copy-pasted from Fanfiction.Net, where i will post daily updates! <3

(HUMAN AU) An action/romance story of two prideful, smart and competitive middle-aged men with guns and bombs... but they're gay?! 😟 Alastor, a 34 year old radio show host, charming and handsome... is secretly a hitman?? Lucifer, a 37 year old florist and father with his own little shop, smart and swift... is ALSO a hitman?? These two men are both secretly assassins, hired by mob bosses and mafias to do their dirty work... but what will they do when they keep running into each other and steal each other's jobs?