"𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞-" "𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the eldest byers child works as a secretary for the hawkins police department - and the chief of police is just a little obsessed with her.