"Tombs, that's not how you hold a knife." Medley the Murderer and Tomboiii the Biggest Gay are somehow murder partners. Only problem: Tomboiii is new. Like, very new. Will they get caught? Can Tomboiii learn the ways of murder? Could this description sound any cheesier? WHO KNOWS BTW I DIDN'T DRAW THE COVER. I'm not that good. Tombs is, tho! Special thanks to Tomboiii for the cover and the whole idea!

"Four seasons will come together to defeat everyone's worst nightmare" Cover by @awesomesauceoreos

Read about an alicorn pony and her adventures to find friendship and protect her kingdom from Dusty Night The cover is a picture of Snow blush. Note: I've never written a MLP book before. Also, please don't judge my work. Cover by me, please do not steal it. © 2015

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All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this description.. The reason why it is called what it is, is because I'm a mind reader, and that is what you will say as you read each chapter. "WHAT." (Cover by @Warriormissy)