a collection of short stories all rights reserved // @pokerfacepro 2016

Wattpad Featured Story Four different girls. Four different backgrounds. Four different crimes. One common goal; revenge. When Sage, Hope, Alexis and Maddison get caught, they get assigned to a mandatory support group for troubled teens. Needless to say they're anything but happy with it. While the counselor tries to encourage them to make the right decisions in their lives by working on their feelings, they decide to try a different angle; revenge. Remember, payback's a bitch and so are they. Beautiful cover made by the amazing @NeonLights897

Never in my life has my mom ever said something so horrible, so disgusting. Never in my sixteen years of living, have I heard something so awful and cruel. When Mom said those five words, I felt like my world was ending, and that my life was over. "You're going to high school." Now, I know what you're thinking. What's so bad about high school? Well, nothing if you're a normal, responsible human. But, that's just the thing. I'm not human. I'm a vampire. And, I've watched a hundred human movies to know that high school is horrible. My life has officially ended.

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

You've probably read those stories about the damsel in distress who makes the hero swoon. They fight, they think the bad guy isn't actually a bad guy - but plot twist - her dad is actually behind it all. * cue dramatic gasps * Well this is a different kind of story. My name is Scarlet Walker, I was just released from a level 5 maximum security prison facility for super powered teenage delinquents. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't released because I did my time, I've been selected for a government team the people have been calling : Faction Five. They take supers from prison and use them as puppets. So I guess I won't be blowing up the city any time soon - unless I want my head blown off. I know what you're thinking ' wow badass spy missions, secret government hacking and jazz, that's so cool ! ' WRONG ! They put me and my team in school. Which - in my opinion - is much MUCH worse than spy missions and risking my life. The food is almost as plastic as the girls. I doubt I'll survive long enough without killing someone to complete my mission and have my prison sentence appealed. • • • • • •

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!

Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out of training she's sent to a colony on the edge of space where contact has been lost. The colony's silence however isn't due to an equipment malfunction and Amber quickly discovers she's the last hope the BLINK organisation has to stop a threat to the entire galaxy. It may be her first mission but she'll have to use every ounce of her talent not just to stay alive but to prevent the destruction of all of humanity. [NB. THIS IS A WATTPAD ORIGINALS STORY] [[word count: 70 000-80 000 words]]

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

8 rich children. No adults. What could go wrong? Charles and Ambrosia Beaumont are tired of raising their difficult children so they decide to take a holiday. They leave their eldest daughter, Reubi, in charge of her 7 younger siblings. Charles Jr has no aspirations to follow in his father's footsteps. Latte, the next Kim Kardashian, just wants to be taken seriously. Persephone is only ever known as Latte's twin. Caspian loves his collection of instruments more than his family. Lilith. Who's Lilith? Did we forget Lilith again? Ashton speaks Maths, Latin, Chinese, English, Science... Mississississippei is the actual smart one. Reubi doesn't know what she has gotten herself in to. *** This book is not connected to the disappearance of the Beaumont children. Or is it? No spoilers here. You'll have to read to find out ;) ***

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper