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Laughs Between The Lines (Short Jokes) by BeverleyLanga
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Jokes jokes jokes 🤣 Laugh Between The Lines delivers bite-sized jokes perfect for a quick mood boost. Whether you're killing time, sharing laughs with friends, or just need a smile, these short jokes will hit the spot - no setup too small, no punchline too silly.
The Misadventures of Ms. Multitasker by AimlessWanderer5
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Roxanne Williams leads a thrilling and humorous double life filled with unexpected escapades and comical situations. By day, she navigates the challenges of her ordinary existence, but when night falls, she transforms into her adventurous alter ego. Her dual identity brings both chaos and hilarity into her world as she juggles tricky situations, all while maintaining her cover. Through these escapades, Roxanne learns valuable life lessons, discovers her true self, and forges deeper connections with those around her. Her story is a blend of humor, excitement, and heartwarming moments, as she finds balance between the two worlds she inhabits.
Wilder Brounson Children Stories by Wilder368
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A collection of short stories.
Mona Liza Lies by melcesnik
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Featured on @fright and @crime | A funny take on the serious lives of the people in Mona's life, where urban stories, death, and ducks keep them up at night. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Liza died of overdose. Her boyfriend Dennis likes to deflect from the pain by keeping himself busy. Her best friend Mona's coping mechanism includes buying a goat and naming it Liza. As if things weren't weird enough, the cops soon come knocking at her door, where they inform her about the sudden spike of death rates in the town, all caused by narcotics. As they were busy investigating more into this, Mona finds her deceased friend's journal, where it was written clear as day that Mona herself was Liza's drug supplier. With the help of her dead best friend's boyfriend Dennis, and an extremely impulsive high schooler Disha; Mona must figure out what happened to Liza before she died, while keeping her own life from falling apart. Did I mention there was a strange person following her everywhere, claiming to be a ghost? --------------- Cover by @AlexVonnG Genre: humor, paranormal, thriller.
Revenge of the Cucks by DJToro
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📕 BOOK 1: REVENGE OF THE CUCKS 🔥 UNCENSORED BESTSELLER NOW ON AMAZON 🔥 Click the link in my bio to read the full novel instantly. THE HANGOVER meets GONE GIRL The darkest comedy you'll read this year. Four Vegas husbands discover their wives are cheating, stealing, and possibly planning their murders. Their solution? A whiteboard, too much whiskey, and the worst revenge plan in history. They call it "Operation Cuckoo's Nest." It goes exactly as well as you'd expect. ⭐ MEET THE CUCK CLUB: BRYCE: Olympic swimmer turned trophy husband. His surgeon wife bangs colleagues at conferences while her DEA daddy plots his "accident." DIEGO: Ex-Chippendales dancer who traded abs for a green card. Now scrubs floors in tiny shorts while his wife runs a printer ink empire. HORACE: Wrestling legend reduced to a pill-popping doormat. His stripper wife mocks his "fake" losses. She thinks wrestling is real. PETER: Casino dealer on a $300/week allowance. His wife just died in a gimp suit. He's not sure whether to grieve or check the insurance. THE CHAOS INCLUDES: 🔥 A therapist stuck in 1986 prescribing Top Gun therapy 🔥 A cult charging $15K/month for "enlightenment" 🔥 Four assassination attempts by a paranoid father-in-law 🔥 A villain named Gaylord Shoemaker with autoerotic hobbies 🔥 One spectacular disaster in a rose bush 📚 THIS IS A SAMPLE + EXCLUSIVE BONUS CONTENT 📚 The full uncensored novel is on AMAZON. 👉 Search: "Revenge of the Cucks DJ Toro" 👉 Or click the link in my bio ⚠️ MATURE: Language, adult situations, felonies, one gimp suit.
Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY react to Cell vs series by ATaylor103
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Sonic, Freedom Planet and RWBY are reacting to Cell's random encounters.
Rivals After Hours || BWWM/ AMBW by steezbeans
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When rivals Kyra Harris and Levi Han are forced to co-lead their office's Party Planning Committee, their five-year feud turns into an all-out battle of one-upmanship. But as late nights, shared secrets, and unexpected vulnerability bring them closer, they start to realize there's a thin line between love and hate. With office drama, family pressures, and sparks flying, will their rivalry end in disaster-or something more?
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Love, Lies and Loid's Daughter by silentheartbeats_07
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Love, Lies and Loid's Daughter: Between missions and math class, romance was never part of the plan. Twelve-year-old Anya Forger had two goals: become an Imperial Scholar and win the heart of her elegant nemesis, Damian Desmond. Easy, right? Except she's a telepath with zero impulse control, he's emotionally constipated with a superiority complex, and both of them are being watched by their highly suspicious families and the occasional spy. Fast forward to age 18, and the chaos has only evolved. Eden College is still the battleground, but now it's filled with forced fake dates, truth-or-dare disasters, dramatic confessions under the stars, and spy missions that go completely off-script. Anya reads minds like subtitles on a broken TV, Damian's trying not to combust every time she smiles, and neither of them knows how to say what they really feel-until it might be too late. Then comes heartbreak. A betrayal. A death. And four years of grief, denial, and failed matchmaking attempts by well-meaning best friends. By age 22, Anya is engaged to the wrong guy, and Damian is dead. Everything seems blank... until a mind she accidentally reads on a distant island changes everything. This is a story of rivals turned soulmates, lies that hurt, love that heals, and the messiest path to happily-ever-after imaginable. Love, Lies, and Loid's Daughter is a chaotic rollercoaster of romance, telepathy, and the absolute disaster of growing up when you're part of the world's weirdest almost-couple.
How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen
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How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner
The Bad Boy Stole My Notebook by Miles11011
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Lilah is the plain, simple girl that no one notices. She's just another face in the crowd, nothing more. Her world is very different from the ones of her two best friends, which causes them to rarely see each other. So, they share a notebook. They write their feelings and their secrets in this notebook and it is only passed between them. Until Lilah loses it in the hallway. Reece is the school's bad boy, street fighter, and also the boy who finds Lilah's notebook. But Reece doesn't want to be nice and simply give the notebook back to her, not unless he gets something out of it. How far will Lilah go to get her notebook back? Guess you'll have to read to find out. ;) (This is not edited)