𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐝𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟. (𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞-𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞?)

Y/n Potter, James Potters younger sister just transfered to Hogwarts from Beauxbaton this year. It is her 3rd year of school, James is in his 4th. After being sorted into Gryffindor house with her brother and his friends he prohibits her from having any connection with Severus Snape.. Somehow Y/n finds herself crushing hard on the slytherin and having a secret affair with him. What will happen when James finds out? will he successfully split them up? Disclaimer: I don't own these characters or anything from the Harry Potter franchise.

James doesnt know how to grab the attention of the girl he likes. So what does his friends suggest? Sucking up to the gay best friend. Or James tries to get on severus' good side and accidentally falls in love with the wrong person. ( Muggle AU) ( completed ✅)

The name and cover says it all. No longer continued *Cover not drawn by me* The first ones are awful but i promise they get better on the later chapters. If you have any ideas for these oneshots and want to share them please do. All feedback is welcome and I hope you like them.

! this story is a joke. it is meant to be taken lightly ! crackfic /j marauders with phones and top tier comedy [gay gay and more gay]