[IT'S PROBABLY BEST NOT TO START READING THIS AS IT IS UNFINISHED.] "I'm the Mechanical Alchemist," you said with a smile. "Oh, and by the way, I'm just as old as you are, not to mention taller and able to kick your butt, Shortcake, so I would suggest you be a tad less rude." [non-plot-based fullmetal alchemist fanfiction] [original fanfic by @emeralddrop] [fullmetal alchemist was created by and is property of hiromu arakawa.]

I could not get a better description so... The name says it all! Yea, forgot to mention, this book contains lots of shitty humor, BL-ness, stories that don't make any sense, potatoes, white dogs, bakas getting kicked by senpais, black perverts, ghosts with light blue hair, horoscopic carrots, titan candyman, scary scissor carrying baby, a jumping monkey, and a retarded author lol..

Fate is one of the things that works in the most enigmatic ways. Join the journey of the new Serin's manager in her quest and watch the ways she and a certain Greenhead prodigy falling for each other.

Funny short stories about Middle Earth Characters! Enjoy!