FEATURED IN HUMOR I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review. ___ Hello GideonToysLLC I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you ever think that there was actually a reason why I gave your product a lower rating? ___ Hello AmazonWarrior If there is an issue, of course I can fix it. I do apologize. What is going on with the walker? ___ Hello Gideon the Pirate Oh, no there isn't anything wrong. _________________ Amazon Warrior follows the humorous tale of a witty lawyer as she strategically leaves reviews on Amazon products sold by her small town's most eligible bachelor. How hard could it be to catch the eye of the unsociable Gideon Daniels anyway? #2 in Dialoguestory September 2019 #19 in Silly

Unknown Number: Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life! Me: I wasn't planning on it... Unknown Number: Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me: I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU! Unknown Number: WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! Me: ...you want me to...blackmail you??

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~

[A Dialogue story] [Stand Alone] Cover By: @theworddealer ---------------- "I can't believe you! How could you do this to me? After I told you...I trusted you and you left m-me! "You were suppose to be there! And after everything, two years Danny. Two years! How could you just dump me after all this time. You're such an...an arrogant jerkwad that doesn't care about anyone but yourself! All of this time I thought you were the one. Someone I could rely on to-to hold my hand and get rid of my pain...but I was wrong." "Whoever this Danny is sounds like a real douchebag. Nothing ice cream and RomComs can't fix." "W-What?" "Wrong number kitten." "Oh...well this is awkward." ---------- REVIEWS: "I'm glad I stumbled on this Dialogue Story. This should get much more recognition. I truly enjoyed reading..." ~ @Nycll06 "Btw I'm loving your story so far, keep up the great work!" ~ @WorldofSama "Incredible...the emotion portrayed is so raw and it was so well balanced between seriousness and a few light jokes throughout." ~ @LogicalYetDaring ------- [11/29/18] - #1 in phonecall [11/9/19] - #1 in Call [12/28/18] - #2 in phone

He texted the wrong number, but met the right girl. * * * * * He thought he was texting Emma. She wasn't Emma. She wouldn't tell him her name. She did, however, have a wicked sense of humor and a rule-breaking charm he couldn't resist. What started as a wrong number turns into late-night banter, inside jokes, and something Jax never expected-a connection that feels real. But when mystery and reality collide, will she ghost him for good...or finally let him in? Call Me Mystery is a flirty, slow-burn rom-com about mistaken identity, unexpected chemistry, and choosing to be seen, even when it's scary.

Popular, good-looking, and arrogant, with a killer smile. That's Xavier Cassidy. Equally popular and good-looking, but also funny, smart, and boyishly charming. That's Ryan Cassidy. One's supposedly a "bad boy," but I blame the black leather jacket. One's the school's football star, even though he also plays basketball, baseball, and maybe even lacrosse. One's older, which means one's obviously younger. Everyone knows who they are, but I guess that's just the definition of popular. For the past three years I, Max McKinney, have just been an observer to their so called "awesome" lives, but then I smash my face into Xavier's locker, and he's hell-bent on never ever letting me forget it. With a few more slips, mall-trips, awkward-to-deep conversations, a secret admirer, and one party later I may find myself falling-for one of them at least ©2015 ℓαℓαℓαℓαwriting

In which the shy girl finds herself master of the game and the basketball legend a mere player. ~~~ It was just a simple game. Scratch that. It was just an innocent discussion between two bored and lonely teenagers. Where was the harm in that? "Don't make a big deal out of it," I scolded myself out loud. ~~~ When Noah Hanower, star basketball player of the school, gets quarantined after returning from a country where an epidemic broke, someone has to step up to help him with the schoolwork. Ilana Martin gets stuck with the task of sending him her notes and finds herself keeping her identity a secret to help with her awkwardness, unknowingly kicking off a guessing game between the unusual pair. Will he be able to figure out who she is before his quarantine ends? Will these two be simple tutor-tutee, unexpected friends or more? Read to find out: one new chapter every Saturday!

Dysarthria- The condition that makes speaking difficult. But feeling everything? Not that easy. - Gracie Summers was quiet. Not because she didn't have anything to say. But because getting the words out was hard. So she kept to herself. No drama. No risks. Until she got a text from a wrong number that changed anything. What started out as a simple mistake became late-night texts and an unexpected connection with a stranger. But real life isn't a fairy tale. Because the number wasn't meant for her. And the girl it was meant for wasn't going to let him go without a fight. Between jealousy, betrayal and a mistake that changed everything, Gracie had a choice to make. Is it just another story that wasn't meant to be hers... or one worth laying her heart on the line for? #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories in 'funny' tag {7/22/24} #1 / 5.67K stories in 'talk' tag {4/30/26} #6 / 38.3K stories in 'shortchapters' tag {5/2/26} #3 / 3.05K stories in 'sportsromance' tag {5/20/26} #2 / 1.35K stories in 'selfgrowth' tag {5/24/26}

Ninth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •••••••• It was just your next drunken mistake, but who knew that a drunk mistake on a mystery number can lead to so many known emotions? ~ Highest ranking- #19 in SS ~ *Cover made by me. If you want one, check out my other book.*