➷Stars were out, moon was shining, and an auction was currently ongoing. It was a perfect night for assassination. What could possibly go wrong? Well... Y/n was hired to take out a mafia boss. A simple job for such a skilled Nen user; attend the Yorknew auction, eliminate the target, and get the hell out. Maybe if that night had gone to plan, she wouldn't have to be stuck in a room, chained to a wall with torture equipment on a table nearby. Maybe if that night had gone to plan, her path would not have crossed with his. ↳[Female Zoldyck Reader] ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.✧ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Disclaimer: There will be torturous themes, occasional language, and smut in later chapters. ©: I DO NOT OWN HUNTER X HUNTER OR ANY KIND OF MEDIA I USE. I OBVIOUS DO NOT OWN YOU OR ANY OC'S YOU MAY WANT TO USE. ©: Cover made by the lovely @Atnica Started: Sunday, January 12th, 2020 Finished: Saturday, June 28th, 2025 x -_- Highest rankings: [DD/MM/YY] FEITAN - #1 || 19.07.2021 !!!♡♡ HunterxHunter - #3 || 2.07.2023🤧 Kurapika - #1 || 30.10.21 (how ironic💀) Illumi - #1 || 21.04.21 PhantomTroupe - #1 || 26.04.21 Feitanxreader - #1 || 22.04.21 HxH - #4 || 07.05.21 Spiders - #6 || 04.05.21 Torture - #34 || 01.09.25

Your phone buzzed and lit up, a new notification for a groupchat flashing onto the screen. Considering you hardly knew 12 people, you were certainly added by mistake. Of course, just texting them "Wrong number, sorry" would be far too boring. And what harm could a little texting do? -or- Y/n gets added to the Phantom Troupe's groupchat. Entirely unaware how much one wrong number (or thirteen) could change their life. ----- This is a remake of my very first, and most popular Fanfiction on this app! While it will still be the basics (Y/n and the Troupe's groupchat) I REFUSE to ever even glance at the garbage that is Wrong Number (HxH). So it will not even remotely follow the plot the first fic did. (You do not have to read the original first to read this one) ----- This is a xGender-Neutral Reader fanfic. So Y/n (The reader) will only be referred to as They/Them. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns ----- ⚠️Trigger warnings⚠️ •Hisoka •The original Wrong Number (HxH) slander •People named Hisoka •Cursing •Clown •Author SERIOUSLY hates that Wrong Number (HxH) is their most popular fic. •Magicians •Y/n will be given a personality that may not perfectly align with yours. I refuse to write a bland terrible character. •Hisoka slander •Crackfic taken seriously? •The character from HxH who'd be most likely to pull a rabbit out of a hat •Serious fic taken like crack? •Hisoka's so annoying, and no amount of non canon fanfic can change that •No update schedule

At that exact moment, three explosions sounded in the distance. Followed by the sprinkler system flicking on. Shalnark paused, slowly turning over to you. Staring for a long moment before speaking, "You brought bombs?" You stared back, considering telling him that they were, in fact, just fireworks. You decided against it, "Something like that." "You're crazier than us sometimes," Phinks huffed. Feitan, who had seen you place the fireworks, didn't correct him. After all, snitches get stitches. -or- Feitan, Shalnark, and Phinks get bored waiting for Chrollo to call them to a mission. So, they decided to answer a "Roommates Wanted" ad. Wanting to see how long it'd take for either their new roommate to realize they're wanted terrorists, or until one of them gets bored and kills them. Unexpectedly this meaningless idea on how to spend a week or two turns out to be much more. - This is a Gender Neutral xReader story. For inclusivity I will be using They/them pronouns for the reader. Feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. TRIGGER WARNINGS •Hisoka shows up twice • Hisoka might be mentioned more than once •Mentions of murder/blood •Poker is played, using cards, which are associated with Hisoka •Words may begin with "His" which are the first three letters to Hisoka's name •Mentions of torture •This will be written in English, which is the language Hisoka speaks in the English version of hxh •Manipulative/toxic behaviors •The color pink (a color frequently associated with Hisoka) may be mentioned •Constantly changing writing styles •Hisoka appears in chapter 14: Kill Bill and 15: Welcome ..home? •But only in a negative light •He gets traumatized by cards I swear •Author is a silly little guy Don't own hxh but I'm keeping the fandom alive so I claim a 1% share in it. Don't own any art used i

{Ongoing} {Yandere!Phantom Troupe x F!Reader} Your sister owed the wrong people. You offered yourself instead. Now the Troupe knows your name - and they don't plan on forgetting it. You thought this was about a debt. But debts are simple. Obsession isn't.

[THIS FANFIC IS CURRENTLY BEING REMADE] The Author is in currently posting new chapters of this fic's remake. The remake has the same concept, but the Phantom troupe is far more in character, the humor is less outdated, and the writing is much better. It's heavily recommended that you disregard this fic, and read the remake instead. But it's ultimately your decision. ---------------------------- You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

«complete» » The one where you, a famous writer, sneak into your neighbour's house looking for writing material only to find Illumi torturing his target, your creepy neighbour. (not fully edited - edited up to chapter VII) WARNINGS: Explicit Content, Toxic Relationships, Mentions, and Acts of Rape, Canon Typical Violence

The title basically says it all, but a more in depth explanation: Hisoka loses a bet and has to work at McDonald's. It's very sad. Alexa, play despacito. Am I making a story because it's 2 Am and I want to procrastinate writing my other one? Yes, I am. Thanks for noticing! :D Please don't read this. It's going to be terrible. You're going to regret it. ... You're going to read it anyways, aren't you I hate my life. Trigger Warnings: If you're willingly going to read this you don't deserve trigger warnings I own Hisoka. I own McDonald's. You own nothing. I have stolen all your possessions while you were reading this description. Including you walls. I ate your walls. You deserved it.

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

You got bored and manage to find yourself tied up in an abandoned building with Feitan standing over you. But what happens when you begin to enjoy yourself during the torture. What happens when you find yourself falling into his obsession. Feitan X fem Reader Smut and light BDSM - coz you know, it's Feitan so obviously ;) Full blown angst, like we aren't fuckin about here Enjoy xx Rewriting and uploading to AO3- same name/ username (hopefully it's improved) Weekly updates (Sunday's) Started- 1/07/20 Highest Rankings: #1 - Chrollo (13.08.20) #1 - Lemongerad (25.08.20) #1 - hxh (25.09.20) #1 - Sadism (20.10.20) #1- Spiders (07.01.21) #1- Feitan (09.01.21) #1 - Phantom troupe (10.02.21) #4 - Hisoka (29.11.20)