Turns out letting your twin drag you into a "What Kind of Character Would You Be in One Piece?" was not a good idea.... Especialy when it means you acedently agreed to a metaphisical contract... Even better you and your twin caused quite the kink. Congradulations, which AU will be chosen? And how much sarcasam can be used before the new AU take before it breaks? ------------------------------------------------------- A/n HEHEHHEHE You wont know what the AU is until you read it. *Increased evil author laughter*

What exactly do you do when your depression and existential crisis-filled day ends with you landing in a world that's supposed to exist only on paper or a TV screen? You try not to lose it like a certain swordsman with no sense of direction. Yeah, welcome to my new life. "Why is the reindeer talking?" "Why is the reindeer talking?" "Just roll with it," I mutter. "It's probably the least weird thing you'll see today." [Various! One Piece x reader] [Shanks x reader] [Ace x reader] [Law x reader] [Zoro x reader] P.S. A gentle reminder that all artwork featured in these chapters belongs to their rightful creators. Full credit and appreciation go to the original artists. If any links are shared, they are solely to guide readers to the source-no ownership is claimed. Thank you to all the talented artists. If any artist wishes for their work to be removed or credited differently, please don't hesitate to reach out. Trailer- https://www.tumblr.com/empress-of-time1109/794181928366587904/one-mental-breakdown-later-various-one-piece-x?source=share OC Moodboard - https://pin.it/54zeKAqOQ

Some people walk into a bar and cause trouble. Some people get kidnapped by pirates. And some people are just trying to drink their coffee in peace. In a world where sarcasm is a weapon, chaos is inevitable, and a little brother's stubborn optimism might just be the most dangerous thing of all. Welcome to the Grand Line-don't say you weren't warned.

~ ✧ ~ 𝕬 𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖚𝖓 ~ ✧ ~ "Baby, I don't care if this is a dream, a coma, or some weird cosmic joke! I am gonna live this shit up!" Waking up in the world of One Piece should be a death sentence. For (Y/N), it's a VIP pass to the greatest theme park ever built. Granted powers , she decides the Grand Line is her personal playground , she's not here to follow the story. She's here to rewrite it. --------- ♆ --------- "I love your hair but I can't imagine myself with red hair. Like, I really can't." "Stop having daddy issues!!!" "Can I try your hat? ...Is that a no? Wow, rude." From confusing Marines to utterly baffling Emperors, (Y/N)'s chaotic energy is a force of nature no one is prepared for. --------- ♆ --------- "Your justice looks a little dusty. Let me overhaul it for you." "Your clown aesthetic is a choice. Not a good one, but a choice." "You're my favorite. Don't tell the grumpy swordsman." --------- ♆ --------- Join the chaos. (And pray you're on her good side.)

As the toils of life begin to string together, ensnaring you in a bleak, mundane living, tragedy strikes, suddenly throwing you into a world that was far from your sense of normalcy. It's always been strange that misfortune followed you regardless of where you went, but with this new change in your life, you begin to think that things are beginning to look up for you. At least, that's what you thought at first. Index- "Endure" to "Autarky": Dawn Island Arc "Voyage to Transcend": Nami/ Sea King Arc "Advancement to Pedagogy": Amazon Lily Arc "Resplendence to Solder": Donquixotes/ Vice Admiral Arc "Ignoramus" to "Calamity": Whitebeard Pirate Arc "Affinity" to "Equity": Marineford Arc "Veracity" onward (TBD): Red-Hair Pirates Arc WARNING: Animal pain/ descriptive violence/ threats of rape Disturbing underage romance/ non-con erotica (warnings posted) Slow-burn romance between MULTIPLE characters and the reader Eventual yandere tendencies in certain characters/ some characters will likely be OOC Eventual smut Devil fruit chosen by ME/ you've got an extra cracked ability, you're welcome EXTREMELY SLOWBURN/ the journey starts on Dawn Island in the East Blue with the ASL trio Last name chosen for you Isekai/ Reincarnation trope Dead Dove Do Not Eat I DO NOT CONDONE UNDERAGE/ PEDOPHILIC RELATIONSHIPS ALL SEXUAL AND RECIPROCATED ROMANTIC ACTIVITY WILL TAKE PLACE ONLY AFTER THE MAIN CHARACTER HITS THE AGE OF 16+ (Canadian age of consent)

❛ she is recognized for roaming the seas at night. as people fall into slumber, she finds peace in the calming water of the night seas. this is a reminder that the seas are dangerous, especially at night.❜ dead of the night, she stared at the waters. looking up at the full moon, remembering their promise. est. 22nd May 2021 end. - edited. 18th April 2022 © -MOONARCY

She has no crew, no flag, and not even a big dream like becoming a Pirate King. Her motto is simple: "The sea moves when it wants. So do I." They call her Kairi Rhoss, the 'Silver Drift,' a lone traveler who sails wherever the current takes her, a woman the world government can't quite define. Some call her a pirate, others a wanderer, and a few whisper she's something else entirely. What makes her even stranger is her uncanny number of acquaintances, from pirates and marines to revolutionaries and underworld brokers. No one knows how she befriends so many without dying... or how they all seem to owe her something. Kairi doesn't seek destiny, but destiny, it seems, keeps seeking her. ================================== One Piece (various) X OC Fit to canon (not whole story)

(COMPLETED) Portgas D. Atami was her name, eldest daughter of Gol D. Roger & Portgas D. Rouge & older sister of the ASL. ... i know that the new book cover is Lightning from Final Fantasy but I don't care

❝ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 ❞ [ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄 𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ] ━ 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 *: •* ✦ ╰━ • • • ❝ 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞. 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬. ❞ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ⓒ 𝐄𝐢𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐎𝐝𝐚 • 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄

"𝘿𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢." "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨." "𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠!" ੈ✩‧₊˚ *ೃ༄ ✧.* "𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗵, 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴'𝘀 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸!" ੈ✩‧₊˚ *ೃ༄ ✧.* 𝐓𝐨𝐩𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝐀 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲. 𝐀 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦. 𝐀 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥. 𝐀 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝟏𝟐. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞. 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐞. ___ I do not own ATLA or One Piece. This was inspired by @aimous716 and @Siliyis. This is another book I made for FUN. DON'T get attached.