BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Violet Jesperson was dared. But hey! Who doesn't like being dared? When she finds the dare is to fake date Draco Malfoy ... she wonders whether she'll be able to succeed in crushing his heart without killing the annoying git first. Cover by: kyladava (To Be Re-Edited)

*under editing but available for my feral bitches* Draco Malfoy was the first boy Emily ever wanted. Harry Potter was the one she was never supposed to crave.// Draco and Emily. Greenleaf and Malfoy. They were once inseparable, bound by something deeper, a connection that could've burned the world. But time doesn't wait for anyone, and it sure doesn't forgive. Now they're enemies, allies, strangers. All at once. She's ruthless. Cold. A master of control. He's broken. Haunted. Desperate to dominate. Thrown together again, by fate or by force, they can't deny the pull. They don't just want power. They want to control each other. To break each other. And neither will stop until they have their claim. And then there's Harry. She's hated him since forever-and the feeling's mutual They fight. They glare. They burn And under all that rage? Want. Hot, messy, impossible want. Because nothing's more dangerous than the people you can't stand. Except the ones you can't stop wanting. ---- A Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fanfiction This book contains mature content, including s*xual content, violence, alcohol consumption, drug use, and mentions of depression and mental health issues. I own Emily Greenleaf, Mathew Dubois ,Camille Beaumont, Ellie Morland and Zara Patel: as well as all the plots that I've created, but other than that, I do not own any of the characters/events mentioned in this book. All credits go to J.K Rowling...