Just a one shot book about a ship I will never shut up about because I can't be the only one who thinks Penelope and Odysseus are relationship goals. requests are open please don't steal my work

The time has come for Helen of Sparta to choose a suitor and prepare for her upcoming wedding. Suitors have come from all over Greece and beyond. Helen's cousin, Penelope, doesn't think much of one of the men, a smug young king from an island in the middle of nowhere. He's snarky, sarcastic, and annoying. She can't wait for him to leave. Odysseus of Ithaca came to Sparta as one of Helen's suitors, but he has no intention of marrying. One of the princesses catches his eye for the wrong reasons. While she is pretty, she is also insufferable, and he can't wait to leave. odypen (fr)enemies to lovers inspired by shakespeare's much ado about nothing "I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?" #2 in odypen (24/06/2025) #2 in muchadoaboutnothing (24/06/2025) #3 in iliad (24/06/2025) #4 in etm (24/06/2025) #7 in classics (24/06/2025) #1 in theiliad (23/07/2025) #1 in helenoftroy (23/07/2025) #1 in theodyssey (23/07/2025)