A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E instead of a restaurant. 3 ~ All Of You ~ After getting married, you and Alex go on your Honeymoon that comprises of two destinations. Athens is filled with shitty jokes whilst Bora Bora is filled with compliments and kisses. 4 ~ The Shirt ~ There's a debate about if you're wearing Alex's shirt. Except it's not really a debate. Everyone knows the answer. 5 ~ The Martini Police ~ You're leading yourself down a slippery slope, but thankfully the person that matters most in your life notices and helps you. 6 ~ Will We Talk? *Short Series* ~ Being Katie Cook's best friend means you see a lot of a certain band, so it's too bad that the lead singer can't seem to stand being in your presence. You're all too aware that you get chatty when you're anxious, and despite being around each other for a decade, Alex still makes your heart race (and not in a good way). But then he asks a question you never expected to hear, and it changes everything: "Do I make you nervous?"

Who the fuck are the Arctic Monkeys? No literally, you have no clue as to who they are so when their front man charms his way into your life, he's shocked to see that you aren't not starstruck like the majority of women Alex woos. You're Arabella, a young twenty two year old aspiring journalist currently living in Sheffield, England. Adjusting to life in little old Sheffield as you've recently relocated from Surrey is a dream. In order to start a new chapter in your life post messy breakup with your ex it was more than necessary. Come on, you don't even know who the hell Alex is. Maybe that's what makes you so deeply alluring to the rockstar. It's as if you've magically altered the workings of gravity on a random, rainy Tuesday night. You're dragging Al in and you won't stop until you've consumed his entire cosmic might. He says that Arabella has a 70s head, but you're a modern lover after all. And this is you and Alex Turners exploration since you're made of outer space, literally🖤 Alex is Britain's current favourite band's front man, you're a wild girl wielding a cheetah print coat, stilettos and organic cigarettes. Somehow you must find a way to get along with your clashing personalities to pursue your desire for one another. Will you step into Al's world and become the most beloved rockstar girlfriend? Or will friends, your egos, media, flings and intoxication draw you apart? #1 alexturnerarcticmonkeys #1 alex turner fanfiction #1 rockstargirlfriend #1 tlsp #3 thelastshadowpuppets

"I wanna be yours and yours only, Alex."

❝Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new ❞ He writes songs that make millions feel butterflies . But when it comes to her, he can't write a damn thing that doesn't hurt. She is used to being a footnote, he is used to being the headline. Clara Bell was the quiet overachiever - the girl who hid behind perfect grades and classic books. Alex Turner was noise incarnate - chaos,spotlight and the rockstar everyone wanted a piece of. She only meant to work part-time at a library. He only meant to escape the chaos for a while. She never planned to be his muse. He never planned to be her downfall. Neither meant to find home in the wrong person. But now they're tangled in a story that sounds a lot like a love song - and hurts twice as much. Because some love stories aren't made for the spotlight. They are made to wreck you. Cover changed on 22/10/25 For the previous, forever grateful to amazing @starwritzz

You've been friends with Alex Turner and the other boys from Arctic Monkeys since you were 13. But never for a second did you think that Alex would release a song about you. From late night phone calls and almost constant texting and teasing, you've managed to stay close with him over the years. When a pact is established and a holiday is arranged, life seems to be treating you very well. But a month in LA will either make or break you. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Completed: 24/05/21

Y/n and Alex have been married a year, dating for 6 years. The story shows a progression of marriage problems. Resulting in various conflicts and miscommunications. They seem to be in other stages of life, and Y/n is having conflicting feelings and thoughts about marrying a lead singer/popular musician.

❛ ᴀʟᴇx ᴛᴜʀɴᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ༉‧₊˚ ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ 𝗬/𝗡 𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱 '𝗔𝗿𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆𝘀'. 𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝗢𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝗲𝘅 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗿. 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲? ◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ ❝ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘺 , ❞ ❝ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 . ❞

It's New Years when Alex turns up drunk and high on your doorstep, and you find looking after him is a chore. But he's a shameless flirt, and trying to ignore the words spilling from his mouth becomes increasingly difficult. Plus, the prospect of going from just friends to something more isn't as easy as it sounds, as there's a complication waiting in the wings... ~*~*~*~*~*~ An Alex Turner Short Story ~*~*~*~*~*~

"I want to change your mind." "Alex... You're drunk." "But my thoughts are sober." You just broke up with your ex boyfriend, and Alex is there to comfort you. Or, is it getting a little bit too comfortable? Will romance ruin your friendship forever? Highest rank: #1 in Alexturner #3 in Arcticmonkeys #1 in Arabella (16 y/o me was a little obsessed)