ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. Shit.

When a boy writes letters for a girl, thinking she will never see them. | Highest ranking in Fan Fiction: #81 | Another story by: xAUSSIEGALx © 2016 xAUSSIEGALx ALL RIGHTS RESERVED | Sequel to 'Wrong Number' | Comments from Wrong Number. 'It's simply awesome! I. need. another. chapter.' - @xxashlaughxx 'I just started reading it and I finished it very early. I need more. :D' - @naughty-queen 'Plzzzz update soon!!! This book is soo amazinggg.' - @Castiels_Warrior 'Keep it up, the book is amazing I luv reading it, can you update soon plz, bye for now.' - @Anahii321 | Check it out on my account |

Alexis Payne, everyone knows the name now. Life for her can't be that hard now can it? I mean she isn't a secret she hangs with One Direction without worrying about being caught out with them. Everyone knows her and Liam are twins. Life's good. Well except for the fact she isn't allowed contact with them until their tour is over and she's Niall Horan's secret girlfriend. It bounces from one secret to another first Liam's secret twin now Niall's secret girl, it's difficult. The fact Niall is supposedly one of guys in the band and he's on tour, that mean rumors are going to fly about him dating. So here's a little about what it's like with Lexi now having to cope with Being Niall Horan's Secret Girlfriend. Sequal to Being Liam Payne's Secret Twin.

Hi. My name is Evelyn Winter Payne and I am 14 years old. -Quite an odd middle name if you ask me- And I am Liam Paynes Daughter. I have four of the best Uncles in the world, and a husky dog. My Mum passed when I was 10, and we were all upset. But it is what it is, as my Uncle Louis says. Enjoy this? Read more on my life adventures.