~In which a normal human meets the literal Countryhumans 💗 (New version since Wattpad deleted the og one.) Status: SEVERE SLOW UPDATES !!! ___________________ WARNINGS: -Yandere. -SLIGHTLY GORE BUT I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT LOW -Obvious mentions of old countries. -Unfunny humor. sobs -Crackfic but will overtime get serious. -I'm sorry if this was worse than the OG version 😭

"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, MÈRE ROUGE-" __________________________ A history obsessed person seems to have met some people who also decently know about history. Except, you didn't know those people WERE the history. __________________________ Warnings: -Historically ACCURATE. -You will be facing the mentions of the Axis, WW's and some more. -A LOT OF COUNTRIES/EMPIRES/MORE. -Will be a crackfic. -Reader is not as oblivious but not as smart either. -Not sure if romance will be added.

[If you don't know who is Robin, she is from the game 'HSR'. Search her up and watch her trailer!] ☆~ "There's no way." "? :D" "YOU ARE THE Y/N!?!?!" ☆~ Warnings: -Historically INACCURATE. -Crackfic/Chatfic. (Since I'm only good at those.) -Mentions of the 'old countries'. Hopefully you know who. -Updates? Uh. Let's say inconsistent. -Lastly, hope you enjoy ☆