❝ Waitress: Hi, would you like a table Me: No, I came to sit on the floor, floor for 5 please ❞ ∆ This book is full of plenty of (hopefully) hilarious jokes just like the one above! This book will probably make your cringe, pee and laugh, so beware reader ∆ [WARNING] BOOK CONTAINS OCCASIONAL DIRTY JOKES + MILD LANGUAGE, IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THAT CHAPTER I WILL GIVE A WARNING AT THE START!

Tris is moving to las Angeles California with her brothers ,sisters and mother. Why people don't know is that she is a vampire will there be people the same as her.

I'm going to keep this short, because I know you don't want me rambling around about my naïve life story, so I'm going to cut the chase. Hi... My name is Charity also known as the 'Charity' Case. I've done the stupidest thing ever, I fell in love with my bully. ©2014IAMDIVERGENT1_

This is a Hunger Games story, imagining Katniss was nineteen at the time of the Hunger Games. Peeta is still in Katniss' year at school, and still in love with Katniss. Peeta is five months younger than Katniss and still is eighteen, therefore still eligible for the hunger games.