They'll be one quote, one joke, and one riddle per page. The answer to the riddle will be on the next page. Some of these jokes might be bad so let me be sorry in advance. And let me say most of these jokes are from the internet. I might randomly add some Tumblr posts...

A Incubus finds out that he has to live off of peoples sexual tension and he wants it to stop. He ends up running into a vampire who helps him with his problem. The vampire ends up having feelings for the incubus ,but wants to keep it a secret.